a person, usually a hockey player or other sort of jock from the Boston area, characterized by an anti-intellectual attitude, a disrespect for women, minorities, and homosexuals, and a tendency to do physically gross things.
Originates from a Celtics player named Brett Szabo, who apparently embodied this attitude.
Definitions include: the more outgoing person in a pair. Origin: refers to folk-rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon. See also Simon.
Definitions include: Formally known as a machine with a blade swung vertically for beheading prisoners in ancient times, the word guillotine is now commonly used in western culture among gay youth. It is used as a bondage device for anal penetration among gay partners.