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Definition of take Ed for a walk
take Ed for a walk
verb
- male masturbation.
He hadn't been laid for quite some time so he took Ed for a walk.
Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by robert j. from Bellingham, WA, USA on Feb 07 2002.
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