The Online Slang Dictionary
(American, English, and Urban slang)

Login     Register     Forgot password     Resend confirmation
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of three pump chump

three pump chump

noun

  • a premature ejaculator.
    I jumped on Chelsea last night and three-pump-chumped her. She was not happy.

    Last edited on Jan 24 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 05 2009.

  • During sex, the man or the top that orgasms after about three pumps, ending the act prematurely.

    The sex started great but then this three pulp chump came but fortunately he ate my box.
    He may have been a three pump chump, but the dick was still nice so I'll give him another chance to fuck me longer.

    Last edited on Jun 11 2020. Submitted by Patty-Pimpenstein on Jun 11 2020.

+Add a definition for this slang term

More info:

Interactive stats:

Related words

Slang terms with the same meaning

None found.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'chump':

Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: an insignificant amount of money.
Definitions include: a man ejaculates prematurely.

Other terms relating to 'pump':

Definitions include: to give someone a ride on the handlebars of your bike.
Definitions include: to sell drugs.
Definitions include: Having sex and not sticking around or calling.
Definitions include: excited; "psyched".
Definitions include: excited.
Definitions include: Expressing anger towards.
Definitions include: to shoot repeatedly with a firearm.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to lift weights.
Definitions include: term used to tell someone to slow down or calm down
Definitions include: To stop (from usually doing something dumb).
Definitions include: statement of shock or alarm.
Definitions include: to create in an unenthusiastic, inelegant, simplistic, or mostly automated way.
Definitions include: to slow down, much like pumping the brakes in a motor vehicle.
Definitions include: A penis.

Other terms relating to 'three':

Definitions include: law-abiding citizens.
Definitions include: the ability to think outside the box.
Definitions include: a man with an extremely large penis.
Definitions include: a chaotic event.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: be something really big and bad.
Definitions include: to split something (often a purchase) three ways.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: Manage sure for manage twa
Definitions include: to focus on beer, "bud" (marijuana), and "bitches" (women.)
Definitions include: the pressing of the "Alt" key + the "Ctrl" key + the "Del" key to reboot or unfreeze a PC computer.
Definitions include: something chaotic and disorderly.

How common is this slang?

Don't click the following.
I use it(3)  
No longer use it(0)  
Heard it but never used it(2)  
Have never heard it(13)  

How vulgar is this slang?

Average of 16 votes: 69%  (See the most vulgar words.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Your vote: None   (To vote, click the pepper. Vote how vulgar the word is – not how mean it is.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Where is this slang used?

Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login, Register, Login instantly with Facebook.


Link to this slang definition

To link to this term in a web page or blog, insert the following.

<a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/three-pump-chump">three pump chump</a>

To link to this term in a wiki such as Wikipedia, insert the following.

[http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/three-pump-chump three pump chump]

Some wikis use a different format for links, so be sure to check the documentation.