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• the feeling when you defecate huge and your anus is stretched.

  My ass is all blowed out.

  Last edited on Feb 11 2013. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.

• to be too high or drunk to continue whatever you are doing

  No more for him, he's all blowed out.

  Last edited on May 13 2004. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.

adjective

• Something which is completely worn out or destroyed beyond normal usability.

  My car won't start because it's all blowed out.

  Last edited on Nov 24 2010. Submitted by moveright on Nov 24 2010.

• Old and/or wore out

  Don't tell Maw-Maw about the camping trip, she won't be able to come because she's all blowed out.

  Last edited on Nov 24 2010. Submitted by moveright on Nov 24 2010.

adjective

• totally stoned.

  Want to go get federated?

  Last edited on Feb 20 2010. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.

noun - plural

• toilet paper. In reference to the perforated sheets of toilet paper resembling carnival ride tickets.

  As Bob completed his massive defecation, he realized in horror that the stall was bereft of shit tickets.

  Just like you can't get into a World Series game without a ticket, it's good policy to make sure you have an ample supply of shit tickets when you go to give birth to that monster dump that you've been retaining all day.

  Last edited on Oct 19 2013. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.