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Definition of shit tickets

shit tickets

noun - plural

  • toilet paper. In reference to the perforated sheets of toilet paper resembling carnival ride tickets.
    As Bob completed his massive defecation, he realized in horror that the stall was bereft of shit tickets.
    Just like you can't get into a World Series game without a ticket, it's good policy to make sure you have an ample supply of shit tickets when you go to give birth to that monster dump that you've been retaining all day.

    Last edited on Oct 19 2013. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.

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