Definition of a bearded clam

bearded clam    

noun

• female genitalia.

  He touched my bearded clam!

  • See more words with the same meaning: vulva ('vagina'), female genitalia.

  Last edited on Jan 13 1998. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 13 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'vulva ('vagina'), female genitalia':
piss flaps	Definitions include: labia.
flower	Definitions include: vagina.
bald man in a boat	Definitions include: clitoris.
wizard sleeve	Definitions include: Female gentalia with a particularly generous labia.
poon	Definitions include: vagina.
V	Definitions include: "vehicle".
beav	Definitions include: shortened form of beaver.
love cave	Definitions include: vagina.
snatch	Definitions include: female genitalia.
twat	Definitions include: a displeasing person; "idiot".
sprained vagina	Definitions include: any excuse that is viewed as illegitimate.
smush mitten	Definitions include: female genitalia.
poonaner	Definitions include: vulva.
clit	Definitions include: clitoris.
minge	Definitions include: the external female genitalia (vulva.)
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Other terms relating to 'beard':
beard	Definitions include: a female companion who accompanies a gay man in order to give the impression that he is straight.
bearded oyster	Definitions include: female genitalia.
fossbeard	Definitions include: derogatory term for enthusiastic supporters of FOSS ("free and open source software".)
sh*t-beard	Definitions include: the growth of hairs in between buttocks.
Unix beard	Definitions include: the extremely bushy, unkempt facial hair seen on many old-school Unix hackers.
Other terms relating to 'clam':
as happy as a clam	Definitions include: happy and content.
clam	Definitions include: Musician's slang for a wrong note.
clam bake	Definitions include: gathering dominated by female attendees.
clam chowder	Definitions include: a slang term for the STD known as Chlamydia.
clam chowder fest	Definitions include: more females than males in a gathering.
clam-fest	Definitions include: Musician's slang for a performance in which many wrong notes are heard.
clams	Definitions include: One piece of currency.
clam up	Definitions include: to freeze because of nervousness.
eat some clams	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
hairy clam	Definitions include: the vulva.
happy as a clam	Definitions include: happy and content.

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