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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here. 2021-03-21: Screw it. MBOX file here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of a blumpken

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Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
Definitions include: euphemism for "fucking nuts" (i.e. very crazy.)
Definitions include: acronym for "to tell the truth".
Definitions include: Short for how-are-you
Definitions include: misspelling of "cunty".
Definitions include: "How's your mom and them".
Definitions include: acronym for "if you hadn't noticed" or "if you haven't noticed".
Definitions include: alternative pronunciation of "hundred."
Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems".
Definitions include: Out of Control.
Definitions include: acronym for "Female Body Inspector".
Definitions include: a qualifying examination.
Definitions include: far less vulgar replacement for "fucking".
Definitions include: acronym for "bitch from hell".
Definitions include: acronym for "Read the fucking manual."

Other terms relating to 'sex activities, practices, moves':

Definitions include: the urination onto a person for sexual pleasure.
Definitions include: anal sex
Definitions include: when a group of men all have sex with one women at the same time, one right behind another.
Definitions include: the sexual practice of men rubbing their genitals together.
Definitions include: spelling variant of "doggy style".
Definitions include: in the "sex as baseball" metaphor: anal sex.
Definitions include: the sexual practice where someone gives a male a hand job while licking his anus.
Definitions include: to be on the giving end of anal sex.
Definitions include: one of many made up "sex moves" that involve physical abuse of women.
Definitions include: the act of tossing a person's salad.
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus on.
Definitions include: a person who has both street and book knowledge.
Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
Definitions include: a handjob.

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Definitions include: to steal.
Definitions include: This describes a comical way to say that someone plans to drink until they function like a brain surgery patient.
Definitions include: fellatio forced on a non-consenting recipient (i.e. forcing the penis into another person's mouth.)
Definitions include: "obviously".
Definitions include: The bar to royalty
Definitions include: a fart
Definitions include: something that should not be questioned.
Definitions include: Taking ideas from multiple sources and melding them together into a hypethetical solution.
Definitions include: to figure something out based on multiple pieces of evidence.
Definitions include: "trouble" + "problem".

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