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Definition of a Havana omelet

Havana omelet

noun

the bowel movement of a person suffering from diarrhea. This expression typifies the notorious reputation of tropical vacation spots for spreading such diseases as Norwalk virus; the origin of the phrase "Don't drink the water in Mexico," etc. A Havana omelet is a visual reference to what you see in the bowl after defecation.
Dude, I just dropped a wicked Havana omelet!
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Last edited on Oct 30 2015. Submitted by James from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Jan 06 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'diarrhea (related to)':
Montezuma's revenge	Definitions include: diarrhea, especially when caused by drinking water in Mexico when being unaccustomed to it.
*ssquake	Definitions include: a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea.
runs, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green-apple quickstep	Definitions include: diarrhea.
squits, the	Definitions include: an attack of diahorrea.
whistle belly thumps	Definitions include: stomach aches associated with diarrhea.
*shts, the**	Definitions include: something displeasing.
anal leakage	Definitions include: diarrhea.
squirts, the	Definitions include: diarrhea
Hershey squirts, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
back-door trots, the	Definitions include: horrendous diarrhea.
green apple nasties	Definitions include: diarrhea.
*piss out of (one's) ss**	Definitions include: to figuratively piss out of one's ass, i.e. to urinate out of one's buttocks, i.e. to have diarrhea.
green apple splatters, the	Definitions include: diarrhea, particularly nasty diarrhea
green apple quick step	Definitions include: the act of racing to a bathroom while not defecating (specifically: diarrhea) in one's pants.
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