Definition of a plonker

plonker

expression

A usenet term for someone whose postings are not worth reading and who should therefore be added to your 'killfile' so as to avoid reading their messages in the future.
You PLONK the PLONKER into your killfile.

Last edited on Jun 16 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27 2014.

noun

literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot. Also often used affectionately. British origin. Popularized by U.K. sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'.






Citation from "Saved", Lie To Me (TV), Season 3 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
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Last edited on Aug 14 2013. Submitted by Lissa J. from Mid W, Apache Junction, AZ 85220, USA on Jan 22 2000.
an absent-minded, or naive person.
You thought the Rolex he was selling you out of his suitcase in New York for $20 was real, because he told you it was? You plonker, Rodney!

Last edited on May 31 2004. Submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004.
a person prone to making mistakes.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
an accident-prone or stupid person.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
Plonker means 'Person with Little Or No Knowledge'. Originally used by male police officers when females were first taken into service. They were designated Woman Police Constable or WPC, which nicely allowed the pejorative W-plonk, referring to the new intake's supposed ignorance of police procedure.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 08 2014.

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cheesed off	Definitions include: angry or annoyed.
cottage	Definitions include: bad, old, worn-out, or stupid.
what it says on the tin	Definitions include: as advertised.
wally	Definitions include: To be nerd, geek or loser.
faff around	Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".
poove	Definitions include: an effeminate or homosexual male.
bum bag	Definitions include: Australia, New Zealand, and UK equivalent of "fanny pack".
toff	Definitions include: a wealthy, upper-class person.
dosser	Definitions include: a lazy person - i.e. one who dosses.
bloke	Definitions include: man.
CNS-QNS	Definitions include: acronym for "Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
dog's nuts, the	Definitions include: cool, new or special.
pratt	Definitions include: idiot, un-cool, not liked.
chinwag	Definitions include: an informal chat.
bum	Definitions include: to be sad.
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stiffy	Definitions include: an erection.
wood	Definitions include: an erection.
patz	Definitions include: a penis.
zubra	Definitions include: penis.
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
ding-a-ling	Definitions include: a penis.
100% all-beef thermometer	Definitions include: a penis.
piece	Definitions include: a graffiti mural.
BBD	Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick".
baby maker	Definitions include: a penis.
schwartz	Definitions include: a penis.
shlittle	Definitions include: a small penis... the opposite of shlong.
D train	Definitions include: penis; "dick".
chopper	Definitions include: an AK-47 assault rifle.
tool	Definitions include: an "un-cool" person; "loser".
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mimbo	Definitions include: an unintelligent male.
gotard	Definitions include: a retard
knucklehead	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
buckshot	Definitions include: someone who is less than clever; "moron"; "dimwit".
pinhead	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
fidiot	Definitions include: "fucking idiot".
jughead	Definitions include: a fool.
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chicken hoe	Definitions include: a manipulative female.
moran	Definitions include: "moron".
bozo	Definitions include: general insult. Approximately "moron" or "idiot."
putz	Definitions include: an unintelligent person, a jerk (mean person,) or a penis.
slack-jawed lackey	Definitions include: a person who is unintelligent and easy to push around.
melon	Definitions include: a head.
chowder head	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
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old girl	Definitions include: A girlfriend, someone you've been serious with for a while.
horse	Definitions include: heroin.
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fresh	Definitions include: extremely nice, of superior quality; "cool".
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whackadoodle	Definitions include: see wackadoodle.
yow	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
gender mender	Definitions include: a cable connector device with either two male or two female connectors on it, used to connect mismatched cables.
jitters, the	Definitions include: nervousness.
on tilt	Definitions include: letting one's emotions negatively affect one's performance.