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Definition of adopted a tree

adopt a tree

verb

to collide with a tree. Used in sports such as mountain biking, skiing, and snowboarding.
John adopted a tree this morning.
- See more words with the same meaning: to fall, hurt, injure one's self.
Last edited on Sep 04 1998. Submitted by Jeff S. from Northport, ME, USA on Sep 04 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'to fall, hurt, injure one's self':
Irwin	Definitions include: getting speared by a sting ray (or other any other form of species of ray)
arse over tit	Definitions include: fallen in a dramatic fashion; "head over heels".
faceplant	Definitions include: to fall face forward, with one's face striking the ground.
beef	Definitions include: a problem or grudge with someone.
*ss over tea kettle	Definitions include: fallen in a dramatic fashion; "head over heels".
bite it	Definitions include: to fall and hit the ground.
header	Definitions include: a head-first fall.
bail	Definitions include: to leave.
fall head over heels	Definitions include: to fall in love.
biff	Definitions include: to slip or fall accidentally.
*bust ss**	Definitions include: to flatulate; "fart".
bust	Definitions include: an event with a displeasing outcome.

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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
a few	Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.
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Other terms relating to 'tree':
bark up the wrong tree	Definitions include: to seek something from the wrong person or place.
blow trees	Definitions include: to get seriously inebriated!
dead tree	Definitions include: printed on paper.
off (one's) tree	Definitions include: crazy.
out of (one's) tree	Definitions include: extremely drunk.
shade tree mechanic	Definitions include: a person who claims they can fix your car, but has no real training or the right tools.
tree	Definitions include: a large penis.
tree hug	Definitions include: to throw up.
tree-hugger	Definitions include: a person who is fanatical about nature.
trees	Definitions include: marijuana.
treeware	Definitions include: printed on paper.
ugly tree	Definitions include: a metaphorical tree that causes ugliness when one falls out of it.
up a tree	Definitions include: to bother, to annoy.

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