Definition of be faster than shit through a goose

faster than shit through a goose    

adjective

• extremely fast.

  Now that was faster than shit through a goose!

  • See more words with the same meaning: fast, quick, quickly.

  Last edited on May 13 2011. Submitted by Alan from Fredericksburg, VA, USA on Aug 19 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'fast, quick, quickly':
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
automagically	Definitions include: to happen automatically, in a way that appears almost magical.
zippy	Definitions include: fast.
nippy	Definitions include: fast.
like sh*t off a shovel	Definitions include: quickly.
on the dub	Definitions include: quickly.
jet	Definitions include: to leave.
book it	Definitions include: to move very fast.
fast-track	Definitions include: to make a process happen more quickly, often by skipping steps.
gun it	Definitions include: to accelerate, especially in an automobile.
like sh*t through a tin horn	Definitions include: quickly.
quick	Definitions include: "quickly".
double-time it	Definitions include: to do something quickly.
right quick	Definitions include: quickly.
scream	Definitions include: to be strongly in agreement.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'fast':
fast food	Definitions include: food from a restaurant, prepared quickly.
fast time	Definitions include: physically near a time zone boundary, the later of the two times.
fast-track	Definitions include: to make a process happen more quickly, often by skipping steps.
get nowhere fast	Definitions include: to make no progress, despite effort.
move this fast	Definitions include: signs of a relationship appear sooner than expected.
pull a fast one	Definitions include: to try to deceive or fool someone in a quick yet daring or slick manner.
slim fast	Definitions include: Alternative for "meth" or Methamphetamine.
Other terms relating to 'goose':
choke the goose	Definitions include: Slang for urinating. (male) Choke the Goose
cook (one's) goose	Definitions include: to be in trouble.
goose	Definitions include: to grab or pinch someone's buttocks or upper thigh.
goosed	Definitions include: tired.
goose egg	Definitions include: zero, nothing.
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
like the goose	Definitions include: of good quality. Also used to describe something that one is proud of.
silly goose	Definitions include: a silly person.
Other terms relating to 'shit':
act like (one's) sh*t doesn't stink	Definitions include: to act superior.
act like (one's) sh*t don't stink	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
and sh*t	Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement.
ape sh*t	Definitions include: crazy.
as sh*t	Definitions include: "very".
baby sh*t yellow	Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow
bag of sh*t	Definitions include: a despicable person.
bat-sh*t crazy	Definitions include: very crazy.
beat seven shades of sh*t out of	Definitions include: to beat severely.
beat the sh*t out of	Definitions include: to beat severely.
beer sh*ts	Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking.
be like flies on sh*t	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
bored sh*tless	Definitions include: extremely bored.
bore sh*tless	Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored.
brick sh*thouse	Definitions include: a large muscular person.
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Other terms relating to 'than':
bite off more than (one) can chew	Definitions include: to take on a situation one can't master.
blood is thicker than water.	Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
colder than a well digger's *ss	Definitions include: extremely cold.
colder than a witch's tit	Definitions include: extremely cold.
colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra	Definitions include: very cold.
crazier than a run-over dog	Definitions include: very crazy.
crazier than a sh*t-house rat	Definitions include: very crazy.
drier than a popcorned fart	Definitions include: uncommon variant of "drier than a popcorn fart".
drier than a popcorn fart	Definitions include: See popcorn fart.
dumber than a bucket of hammers	Definitions include: extremely unintelligent.
dumber than a coal bucket	Definitions include: very quiet.
EWBTE	Definitions include: acronym for "everything went better than expected".
fatter than a tick on a coon dog	Definitions include: filled almost to bursting.
finer than frog fur	Definitions include: doing well.
finer than frog hair	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
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Other terms relating to 'through':
burn through	Definitions include: to use up.
could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose	Definitions include: having great oral sex skills.
drag through the mud	Definitions include: to tarnish a person's reputation.
follow through	Definitions include: to accidentally defecate.
get it through (one's) head	Definitions include: to understand.
go through a rough patch	Definitions include: to go through a rough patch, i.e. a difficult time.
go through the mill	Definitions include: to suffer a great ordeal.
go through the motions	Definitions include: to do something out of obligation rather than desire, without devoting any significant effort.
go through the roof	Definitions include: to become very high.
HT	Definitions include: acronym for "heard through".
jump through hoops	Definitions include: to perform unnecessary tasks to get a goal accomplished.
jump through (one's) *ss	Definitions include: used to express the amount of effort required to accomplish a task that needs to be completed ahead of schedule.
lie through (one's) teeth	Definitions include: to tell a big lie.
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
like sh*t through a tin horn	Definitions include: quickly.
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