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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of carpet muncher

carpet muncher

noun

  • literally: a person who performs cunnilingus. Usually used to mean a lesbian.
    Don't bother hitting on her dude - she's a carpet muncher.

    Last edited on Dec 30 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'homosexual, homosexual person':

Definitions include: masculine.
Definitions include: an extended period of alcohol or drug use.
Definitions include: a motor vehicle with many mechanical problems.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
Definitions include: "moment".
Definitions include: a flamboyant homosexual male.
Definitions include: applied to a word, a magical creature that brings that word.
Definitions include: a male homosexual.
Definitions include: homosexual male who prefers being sodomized rather than sodomizing during sex.
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: male homosexual
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a homosexual male.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.

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Other terms relating to 'carpet':

Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."

Other terms relating to 'munch':

Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
Definitions include: a derogatory term; "asshole"; "jerk".
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: food.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
Definitions include: someone who puts penises in their mouth.

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