Definition of carpet muncher

carpet muncher

• A Congresswoman that would perform oral sex on her heterosexual female constituents so they will vote for her while she is running for re-election during the primary election,and also while she is running for re-election during the general election.

  Last edited on Nov 08 2025. Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 08 2025.

• oral stimulation of the clitoris [she who licks the clitoris]

  Last edited on Nov 08 2025. Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 08 2025.

noun

• literally: a person who performs cunnilingus. Usually used to mean a lesbian.

  Don't bother hitting on her dude - she's a carpet muncher.

  • See more words with the same meaning: homosexual, homosexual person.

  Last edited on Dec 30 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28 2010.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'homosexual, homosexual person':
butch	Definitions include: masculine.
bender	Definitions include: an extended period of alcohol or drug use.
lemon	Definitions include: a motor vehicle with many mechanical problems.
wasbian	Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
mo	Definitions include: "moment".
flamer	Definitions include: a flamboyant homosexual male.
Fairy	Definitions include: applied to a word, a magical creature that brings that word.
bum bandit	Definitions include: a male homosexual.
bottom	Definitions include: homosexual male who prefers being sodomized rather than sodomizing during sex.
f*g	Definitions include: a cigarette.
shirt lifter	Definitions include: male homosexual
minge muncher	Definitions include: a lesbian.
dyke	Definitions include: a lesbian.
fudge packer	Definitions include: a homosexual male.
hasbian	Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'carpet':
carpet	Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
carpet bomb	Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
does the carpet match the curtains	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
does the carpet match the drapes	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
lick carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
munch carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
the carpet matches the curtains	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
the carpet matches the drapes	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Other terms relating to 'munch':
*ss munch	Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
butt-munch	Definitions include: a derogatory term; "asshole"; "jerk".
minge muncher	Definitions include: a lesbian.
munch	Definitions include: food.
munch carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
munch on	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
Penis muncher	Definitions include: someone who puts penises in their mouth.

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