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Definition of carpet muncher

carpet muncher

noun

  • literally: a person who performs cunnilingus. Usually used to mean a lesbian.
    Don't bother hitting on her dude - she's a carpet muncher.

    Last edited on Dec 30 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'homosexual, homosexual person':

Definitions include: in male homosexual sex, a very dominant top.
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a homosexual male who flaunts his homosexuality so as to make a pro-gay statement and/or to shock heterosexuals.
Definitions include: an overly sentimental person.
Definitions include: to smoke marijuana.
Definitions include: a middle-aged or older male homosexual.
Definitions include: a homosexual person.
Definitions include: a drink consumed after an alcoholic drink, especially fruit juice or cola after a shot of liquor.
Definitions include: a masculine homosexual male.
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a male homosexual.
Definitions include: a feminine lesbian.
Definitions include: a person who is a bummer and a bender, i.e. a homosexual.
Definitions include: a lesbian in male clothing.
Definitions include: "moment".

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Other terms relating to 'carpet':

Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."

Other terms relating to 'munch':

Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
Definitions include: a derogatory term; "asshole"; "jerk".
Definitions include: receiving cunnilingus- like getting punch drunk, only getting munch drunk, ie. writhing in the throes of ecstasy.
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: food.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".

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