Definition of the carpet matches the curtains

the carpet matches the curtains    

interjection

• "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head." Used frequently as a question.

                                                                                                                  
  
  Citation from "Stan Knows Best", American Dad (TV), Season 1 Episode 3 (2005) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: pubic hair.

  Last edited on Apr 17 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 11 2012.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'pubic hair':
merkin	Definitions include: a pubic wig.
landing strip	Definitions include: trimmed female pubic hair in a rectangular shape, as if a landing strip to the vulva.
bush	Definitions include: one's pubic hair.
grass on the field	Definitions include: "pubic hair around a vulva".
aviation blonde	Definitions include: a girl who has dyed her hair blonde.
carpet	Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
lady garden	Definitions include: female pubic hair.
70s bush	Definitions include: natural, untrimmed pubic hair ("bush"), especially on a female.
mow the lawn	Definitions include: to trim one's pubic hair.
does the carpet match the drapes	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
the carpet matches the drapes	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
seventies bush	Definitions include: natural, untrimmed pubic hair ("bush"), especially on a female.
happy trail	Definitions include: the line of hair extending from the belly button to the genitals, especially in males.
short hairs	Definitions include: pubic hairs.
fire crotch	Definitions include: a person with red pubic hair.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'carpet':
carpet	Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
carpet bomb	Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
carpet muncher	Definitions include: literally: a person who performs cunnilingus.
does the carpet match the curtains	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
does the carpet match the drapes	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
lick carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
munch carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
the carpet matches the drapes	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Other terms relating to 'curtain':
beef curtain	Definitions include: large outer labia; "large vaginal lip".
curtain-climber	Definitions include: small children.
curtains	Definitions include: Hair on the head of a female
does the carpet match the curtains	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
final curtain	Definitions include: death.
final curtain call	Definitions include: death.
meat curtains	Definitions include: large "lips" of the outer labia; "large vaginal lips".
roast beef curtains	Definitions include: the labia (i.e. "lips" of the female genitalia.)
Other terms relating to 'match':
does the carpet match the curtains	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
does the carpet match the drapes	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
the carpet matches the drapes	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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