Definition of cooties
cooties 
noun - plural
- a fictional disease that afflicts prepubescent children. Carried by the opposite sex. Has no symptoms but is generally accepted to be gross.
Girls are icky. They have cooties!
Mom, she has cooties.
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Last edited on Apr 20 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12 2002.
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