Definition of cooties

cooties    

noun - plural

• a fictional disease that afflicts prepubescent children. Carried by the opposite sex. Has no symptoms but is generally accepted to be gross.

  Girls are icky. They have cooties!

  Mom, she has cooties.

  • See more words with the same meaning: mythical people, creatures, and conditions (list of).

  Last edited on Apr 20 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'mythical people, creatures, and conditions (list of)':
AWD	Definitions include: acronym for "attention whore disorder".
beer goggles	Definitions include: a metaphorical set of glasses ("goggles") that one wears after drinking enough alcohol that one's definition of "attractive" declines substantially.
Cootie Brown	Definitions include: a fictitious person to compare a drunk person to.
Fairy	Definitions include: applied to a word, a magical creature that brings that word.
rageahol	Definitions include: a metaphorical substance to which permanently-angry people are addicted to.
Barking Spider	Definitions include: an imaginary creature to blame flatulence on.
California barking spider	Definitions include: a fart.
rickett	Definitions include: a mysterious creature that causes general mischief.
Aunt Flo and cousin Red	Definitions include: menstrual period.
cousin Red	Definitions include: see Aunt Flo and cousin Red.
Aunt Flo	Definitions include: menstrual period.
Little Man syndrome	Definitions include: an alleged combination of symptoms said to affect short men.
mouse on a motorcycle	Definitions include: something used to divert blame for flatulence.
boneless brown trout	Definitions include: feces.
Omega Mu	Definitions include: a fictitious sorority with overweight members.
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raging	Definitions include: extreme.
stack	Definitions include: thousand dollars.
snatch	Definitions include: female genitalia.
bob knob	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
two in the coot, one in the boot	Definitions include: a sexual maneuver in which two fingers are inserted into the vagina ("the coot") and one finger is inserted into the anus ("the boot").
wolverine	Definitions include: Clothing that fits extremely well. A compliment to a man.
bail on	Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
salami factory	Definitions include: a gathering with too many males.
purple monkey	Definitions include: This is what you say when you see a girl with a nice ass.
trouser snake	Definitions include: penis.

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