Definition of douche canoes

douche canoe    

noun

• a general insult; "jerk"; "asshole".

  Why are you being such a douche canoe?

  • See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).

  Last edited on Aug 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 19 2012.

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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
dirt	Definitions include: negative information about a person or organization.
jerk	Definitions include: a mean person.
pud whacker	Definitions include: a general insult.
sod	Definitions include: bastard.
jerk off	Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
beeyatch	Definitions include: "bitch".
*ss-can	Definitions include: a despicable person.
cretin	Definitions include: a disliked person.
bastard	Definitions include: a derogatory term, usually for an unkind male.
jabroni	Definitions include: in "professional wrestling," a wrestler who intentionally loses to improve the image of the winner.
piss-ant	Definitions include: a person who is inconsequential, irrelevant, small, unimportant, or worthless.
trick	Definitions include: a person being used in a relationship sense for money or what they can do for the user.
fuc*nt	Definitions include: a stupid fucking cunt.
f*ckhead	Definitions include: This word usually refers to somebody who is stupid, careless, or inconsiderate.
mole	Definitions include: an unpleasant female; bitch.
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Other terms relating to 'canoe':
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
pink canoe	Definitions include: the vagina.
Other terms relating to 'douche':
douche	Definitions include: a person who is acting stupidly.
douche'	Definitions include: pronounced "doo-SHAY".
douche b	Definitions include: "douche bag".
douche bag	Definitions include: a derogatory term, used most often to describe males; "jerk", "asshole".
douche bagel	Definitions include: general derogatory term for a person.
douche chill	Definitions include: An expression used to call attention to someone who has experience negative consequences brought upon themselves.
douche d*ck	Definitions include: general term for a disliked person.
douche hole	Definitions include: a displeasing person.
douche it	Definitions include: to request oil and vinegar on a sub sandwich.
douche nozzle	Definitions include: variation of "douchebag", but deemed far worse.
doucher	Definitions include: a despicable person.
douche sack	Definitions include: An individual whose behavior causes even fellow douche bags to point out his extremity.
introdouche	Definitions include: to introduce one's self, in the way that a douchebag would.

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