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Definition of eat hair pie

eat hair pie

verb

to perform cunnilingus.
- See more words with the same meaning: cunnilingus.
Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'cunnilingus':
dine at the Y	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
eat a peach	Definitions include: to engage in cunnilingus.
munch on	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
eat at the Y	Definitions include: To perform oral sex on a female.
square away	Definitions include: Oral sex performed on a woman.
eat fur pie	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
give face	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; GO DOWN ON.
muff dive	Definitions include: To give oral sex to a girl, to go down on her.
have a box lunch	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
eat some clams	Definitions include: To give oral sex to a female.
eat out	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
eat	Definitions include: to bother or upset.
cunning linguist	Definitions include: "cunnilingus".
munch carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; GO DOWN ON.

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Other terms relating to 'eat':
ate up	Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
ate up with the dumb ass	Definitions include: strange / stupid.
BFFWEOAGSA	Definitions include: acronym for "best friends forever who eat out and go shopping a lot".
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
dog ate (one's) lunch	Definitions include: you're in big trouble.
EAD	Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick."
E and R	Definitions include: An acronym for eat and run.
eat	Definitions include: to bother or upset.
*eat a btch**	Definitions include: expresses displeasure towards another individual.
*eat a dck**	Definitions include: insulting retort.
eat and run	Definitions include: To eat a meal at a restaurant and leave without paying.
eat a peach	Definitions include: to engage in cunnilingus.
eat at the Y	Definitions include: To perform oral sex on a female.
eat crow	Definitions include: to swallow one's pride and apologize for some offense.
eat dirt	Definitions include: to experience traumatic physical contact with a stationary object.
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Other terms relating to 'hair':
bad hair day	Definitions include: a day during which one can't make one's hair look good.
be in (one's) hair	Definitions include: to bother someone.
blue-hair	Definitions include: an elderly person.
butt hair	Definitions include: a measure of very minute distance.
c hair	Definitions include: a cunt hair.
*cnt hair**	Definitions include: a very small amount, about the distance represented by the thickness of a female pubic hair.
finer than frog hair	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
finer than frog's hair	Definitions include: has to do with a very fine filament.
get a wild hair	Definitions include: to get a wild impulse.
get out of (one's) hair	Definitions include: to leave.
hair band	Definitions include: a glam metal band.
hair burger	Definitions include: the vulva, especially if unshaven.
hair farmer	Definitions include: a person who grows their hair long out of laziness, or a repressed sense of social rebellion.
hair of the dog	Definitions include: a drink of alcohol in the morning - of the same type one was drinking the previous night - to ward off or stop a hangover.
hair of the dog that bit (one)	Definitions include: a drink of alcohol in the morning - of the same type one was drinking the previous night - to ward off or stop a hangover.
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Other terms relating to 'pie':
cooter berry pie	Definitions include: vagina.
cow pie	Definitions include: cow feces.
cutie pie	Definitions include: a very cute person, of any age.
easy as pie	Definitions include: Very easy to do.
eat fur pie	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
fur pie	Definitions include: the vulva, especially if unshaven.
hair pie	Definitions include: vulva.
like ass pie	Definitions include: disgustingly.
pie	Definitions include: a pizza.
pie-eyed	Definitions include: Drunken beyond belief.
pie-face	Definitions include: a very round face.
pie faced	Definitions include: extremely drunk, stoned, or otherwise inebriated.
pie hole	Definitions include: mouth.
pie in the sky	Definitions include: extremely unlikely.
pie wagon	Definitions include: A very large or obese woman.
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