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Definition of hair farmer

hair farmer

noun

  • a person who grows their hair long out of laziness, or a repressed sense of social rebellion.
    You're starting to look like a hair farmer, dude. Get that cut off.

    Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Russ N. from Milwaukee, WI, USA on Mar 21 2002.

  • some self-identified hair farmers do so for a charitable reason, e.g. to donate to organizations who help children suffering from medical hair loss. See TheHairFarmer.com.

    Last edited on Oct 23 2008. Submitted by Hair Farmer Joe on Oct 23 2008.

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