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Definition of halp
halp 
verb - ambitransitive
- intentional misspelling of "help". Common on websites such as Reddit.
I can't remember what time the narwhal bacons. halp!
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Last edited on Jan 29 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 13 2013.
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