One who can not bridge the gap between fantasy and reality, and lives in a "dream world", while having a fixation with Obama. Most hauler(s) were once Union members who got fired. Many make wild claims of operating "wifi horse ranches" and of "cruising" with other males in some 3rd world country. A hauler can not be reasoned with and should be avoided at all costs.
One who has not past a 3rd grade education, is partial to redneck lifestyle, unemployed, divorced multiple times, lives in a trailer house, and often pretends to have served in the military. ONLY votes republican, and has no friends. "Haulers" generally spend all their free time online on various forums, attempting to convert others to their lifestyle by bringing them down to their level. Favorite places include McDonalds, WalMart and JC Pennys (sometimes KMart) A TRUE hauler can not have children but often times attempts to adopt kids as a means of getting government assistance, and is well versed in how to game the welfare system.
Man, that guy is such a hauler!
Has that hauler ever been right about anything?
It's very sad to see those kids forced to live the hauler lifestyle.