Definition of lashes with a wet noodle

lashes with a wet noodle

• a punishment for something small.

  You deserve 30 lashes with a wet noodle.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to punish.

  Last edited on Sep 21 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 21 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'to punish':
trunky monkey	Definitions include: a person who must travel in the trunk of a car because there are no seats left.
crucify	Definitions include: to punish.
break (one's) balls	Definitions include: to complain, scold, harass, or nag as to provoke anger.
tar and feather	Definitions include: to punish.
smoke	Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
get off easy	Definitions include: to only get light punishment.
kneecap	Definitions include: to break one's kneecaps as a form of punishment.
tar	Definitions include: to punish.
make heads roll	Definitions include: to punish one or more people due to a mistake, usually in a workplace environment or business context.
bust (one's) balls	Definitions include: to complain, scold, or nag.
slap on the wrist	Definitions include: a light punishment.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'lash':
lash	Definitions include: to lend.
lash out at	Definitions include: to verbally attack.
Other terms relating to 'noodle':
danger noodle	Definitions include: snake.
gravy noodles	Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
noodle	Definitions include: a geek, weirdo.
noodle on	Definitions include: to mess around with.
Other terms relating to 'wet':
all wet	Definitions include: completely incorrect.
get (one's) feet wet	Definitions include: to start learning an activity, usually by performing that activity.
get (one's) tip wet	Definitions include: to literally get one's penis wet, via receiving oral sex or having sexual intercourse.
get wet	Definitions include: see wet.
rode hard and put away wet	Definitions include: have lived a rough lifestyle.
wet	Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
wet blanket	Definitions include: a person that kills fun or humor.
wet burp	Definitions include: a burp that brings up a little vomit.
wet dream	Definitions include: a dream during which one ejaculates.
wet fart	Definitions include: a fart that leaves moistness in the underwear.
wet (one's self)	Definitions include: to urinate in one's pants.
wet (one's) shirt	Definitions include: to shoot someone
wetted	Definitions include: ridiculously, or extremely drunk, to the point of lost or motor skills.
wet up	Definitions include: To stab/cut (draw blood).
wetware	Definitions include: The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software.
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Other terms relating to 'with':
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
ate up with stupid	Definitions include: stupid.
ate up with the dumb *ss	Definitions include: strange / stupid.
at loggerheads with	Definitions include: in disagreement with.
at (one's) wit's end	Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
beat with the ugly stick	Definitions include: unattractive.
be up with	Definitions include: to be affecting a person.
be with	Definitions include: to have sex with.
born with a silver spoon in (one's) mouth	Definitions include: to be born into wealth and privilege.
break up with	Definitions include: See break up.
cold with it	Definitions include: cool, awesome.
cook with gas	Definitions include: to perform an action quickly or efficiently.
cool with	Definitions include: approving of.
cop off with	Definitions include: to attract a person and at least have a kiss, and maybe have sex with them.
dance with Mary Jane	Definitions include: to consume marijuana.
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