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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
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Definition of lashes with a wet noodle

lashes with a wet noodle

  • a punishment for something small.
    You deserve 30 lashes with a wet noodle.
    • See more words with the same meaning: to punish.

    Last edited on Sep 21 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 21 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'to punish':

Definitions include: a person who must travel in the trunk of a car because there are no seats left.
Definitions include: to punish.
Definitions include: to complain, scold, harass, or nag as to provoke anger.
Definitions include: to punish.
Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
Definitions include: to only get light punishment.
Definitions include: to break one's kneecaps as a form of punishment.
Definitions include: to punish.
Definitions include: to punish one or more people due to a mistake, usually in a workplace environment or business context.
Definitions include: to complain, scold, or nag.
Definitions include: a light punishment.

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Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: excessive.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.

Other terms relating to 'lash':

Definitions include: to lend.
Definitions include: to verbally attack.

Other terms relating to 'noodle':

Definitions include: snake.
Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
Definitions include: a geek, weirdo.
Definitions include: to mess around with.

Other terms relating to 'wet':

Definitions include: completely incorrect.
Definitions include: to start learning an activity, usually by performing that activity.
Definitions include: to literally get one's penis wet, via receiving oral sex or having sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: see wet.
Definitions include: have lived a rough lifestyle.
Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
Definitions include: a person that kills fun or humor.
Definitions include: a burp that brings up a little vomit.
Definitions include: a dream during which one ejaculates.
Definitions include: a fart that leaves moistness in the underwear.
Definitions include: to urinate in one's pants.
Definitions include: to shoot someone
Definitions include: ridiculously, or extremely drunk, to the point of lost or motor skills.
Definitions include: To stab/cut (draw blood).
Definitions include: The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software.

Other terms relating to 'with':

Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: strange / stupid.
Definitions include: in disagreement with.
Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
Definitions include: unattractive.
Definitions include: to be affecting a person.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to be born into wealth and privilege.
Definitions include: See break up.
Definitions include: cool, awesome.
Definitions include: to perform an action quickly or efficiently.
Definitions include: approving of.
Definitions include: to attract a person and at least have a kiss, and maybe have sex with them.
Definitions include: to consume marijuana.

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