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Definition of morning missles

morning missles

noun - plural

  • excessive defecation after a long nights rest, especially after a large meal the day before.
    That 20oz steak I ate last night gave me a bad case of the Morning Missles!

    Last edited on May 04 2013. Submitted by Dan from Fort Collins, CO, USA on Jan 07 2003.

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