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Definition of morning wood
morning wood
noun
- an erection upon waking.
I wish Tim would cover up his morning wood.
Last edited on Aug 25 2010. Submitted by Kaitlin K. from Floral Park, NY, USA on Jan 20 2002.
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Other terms relating to 'morn': | |
| Definitions include: a person who criticizes after having hindsight. | |
| Definitions include: excessive defecation after a long nights rest, especially after a large meal the day before. | |
Other terms relating to 'wood': | |
| Definitions include: Used in the expression, "What, am I wood?" which means "Don't ignore me"; "Don't act like I have no feelings"; etc. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to get an erection. | |
| Definitions include: to knock on wood in order to avoid some bad thing happening that one was just speaking about. | |
| Definitions include: one's home neighborhood. | |
| Definitions include: past the worse part of a bad situation, in which things start to improve. | |
| Definitions include: to sleep. | |
| Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand. | |
| Definitions include: an erection. | |
| Definitions include: to strike someone over the head with a baseball bat or billy club. | |
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