Definition of morning wood

morning wood

noun

• an erection upon waking.

  I wish Tim would cover up his morning wood.

  Last edited on Aug 25 2010. Submitted by Kaitlin K. from Floral Park, NY, USA on Jan 20 2002.

Adding definitions is temporarily disabled. (We're doing some maintenance on the site...)

Share Tweet E-mail	More info:	Interactive stats:
	R  Related words	Usage Vulgarity SlangMap

Related words

Slang terms with the same meaning

None found.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'morn':
Monday morning quarterback	Definitions include: a person who criticizes after having hindsight.
morning missles	Definitions include: excessive defecation after a long nights rest, especially after a large meal the day before.
morning orange	Definitions include: Euphemism for vagina. Compare with whispering eye "Had myself a juicy morning orange last night" "Yeah, ended up in a thigh choke hold till I passed out last night after I bit into a delicious morning orange myself. Just couldn't help it."
Other terms relating to 'wood':
be wood	Definitions include: Used in the expression, "What, am I wood?" which means "Don't ignore me"; "Don't act like I have no feelings"; etc.
chop the wood	Definitions include: to defecate.
come out of the woods	Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly.
cop some wood	Definitions include: to get an erection.
knock on wood.	Definitions include: to knock on wood in order to avoid some bad thing happening that one was just speaking about.
(one's) neck of the woods	Definitions include: one's home neighborhood.
out of the woods	Definitions include: past the worse part of a bad situation, in which things start to improve.
saw wood	Definitions include: to sleep.
To Good For Real Wood	Definitions include: A derogatory phrase used to describe a person who is stuck up. Stems from the use of a high class person using fake, store bought firewood instead of using natural wood.
touch wood	Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.
wood	Definitions include: an erection.
wood pecker	Definitions include: Referring to a gay man who sucks another mans penis
wood shampoo	Definitions include: to strike someone over the head with a baseball bat or billy club.

How common is this slang?

Voting is temporarily disabled. (We're doing some maintenance on the site...)

Don't click the following.
I use it	(28)
No longer use it	(2)
Heard it but never used it	(15)
Have never heard it	(12)

How vulgar is this slang?

Average of 29 votes: 40%  (See the most vulgar words.)

Least vulgar

Most vulgar

Your vote: None

Voting is temporarily disabled. (We're doing some maintenance on the site...)

Where is this slang used?

Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login, Register, Login instantly with Facebook.

Link to this slang definition

To link to this term in a web page or blog, insert the following.

<a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/morning-wood">morning wood</a>

To link to this term in a wiki such as Wikipedia, insert the following.

[http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/morning-wood morning wood]

Some wikis use a different format for links, so be sure to check the documentation.