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Definition of ones and twos, the

ones and twos, the

noun

  • a DJ's turntables.

    Last edited on Jul 25 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 21 2009.

  • "Ones and twos" is a cockney slang term for shoes.

    "I'm hurrying to get dressed but I can't find my ones and twos.

    Last edited on Jun 17 2017. Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17 2017.

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Other terms relating to 'and':

Definitions include: acronym for "assault and battery".
Definitions include: "rain".
Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''.
Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
Definitions include: clumsy.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: without substance; all talk and no action.
Definitions include: a lot of money.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: et cetera.
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned.
Definitions include: interjection of agreement.

Other terms relating to 'one':

Definitions include: "goodbye".
Definitions include: Slang for the phrase " Once More, Again". Compare to: 1 more time, Repeat , Replay,or Restart. Example: The studio producer said "Imma need y'all to do that [1 Mo''gain]. Ok 1, 2, 3, GO!!!
Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: To beat someone up, inflict head injury
Definitions include: $1,000.
Definitions include: to die or to get killed.
Definitions include: "buy one get one" free.
Definitions include: to fight.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: a beer.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.

Other terms relating to 'two':

Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
Definitions include: "to".
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
Definitions include: penis and testicles.
Definitions include: to care.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
Definitions include: Very hot outside.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."

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