Definition of plank
plank 
noun
- a stupid or absent-minded person.
Michael left his car at my house last night, and when he came to pick it up this morning he forgot his keys. What a plank!
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on May 31 2004. Submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004.
verb - ambitransitive
- to lay on something, stomach down, with one's body held stiff like a plank.
Greg planked his chimney.
- See more words with the same meaning: sports (related to).
Last edited on Aug 20 2012. Submitted by Tikva on Jun 16 2012.
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| Definitions include: laying in an unexpected place with one's body extended and stiff, with arms extended stiffly towards one's feet. | |
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