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Definition of thick as two short planks

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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent, dumb':

Definitions include: acronym for "Back Yard University".
Definitions include: extremely unintelligent.
Definitions include: absent minded, inattentive.
Definitions include: "brain damage", as if spoken by one with brain damage.
Definitions include: dumb.
Definitions include: styling.
Definitions include: having a nice body.
Definitions include: foolish.
Definitions include: lacking in mental ability.
Definitions include: imitation of the vocal sound made by a person with severe developmental disabilities.
Definitions include: to be unintelligent.
Definitions include: contraction of bimbo and ho.
Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
Definitions include: unintelligent person; "moron"; "idiot".
Definitions include: to be intelligent.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'as':

Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: to a great extent.
Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
Definitions include: very.
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: happy and content.

Other terms relating to 'plank':

Definitions include: a stupid or absent-minded person.
Definitions include: laying in an unexpected place with one's body extended and stiff, with arms extended stiffly towards one's feet.

Other terms relating to 'short':

Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
Definitions include: "not all there".
Definitions include: See short fuse.
Definitions include: under-supplied.
Definitions include: a summary.
Definitions include: long story short.
Definitions include: crazy.
Definitions include: really stupid.
Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
Definitions include: out of luck; "in the doghouse".
Definitions include: pubic hair, usually male.
Definitions include: brief and to the point.
Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.
Definitions include: to cheat or swindle.

Other terms relating to 'thick':

Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
Definitions include: to exaggerate.
Definitions include: in speech or writing, to be overly effusive.
Definitions include: having a nice body.
Definitions include: very unintelligent.
Definitions include: to be very close friends.
Definitions include: obstinate
Definitions include: metaphorically, a person with "thick skin" is able to handle criticism.

Other terms relating to 'two':

Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: photograph--used as noun or verb, as "to fot a scene" or "isn't this a great fot of her"
Definitions include: penis and testicles.
Definitions include: to care.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
Definitions include: Very hot outside.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
Definitions include: happy, as a dog would be if it found it had an extra penis.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: male genitals (i.e. penis and testicles.)

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