Definition of thick as two short planks
thick as two short planks 
adjective
- very unintelligent. From thick, meaning unintelligent.
My boss is as thick as two short planks.
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent, dumb.
Last edited on Aug 20 2012. Submitted by Steve H from Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, UK on Jun 26 2012.
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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent, dumb': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Back Yard University". | |
| Definitions include: extremely unintelligent. | |
| Definitions include: absent minded, inattentive. | |
| Definitions include: "brain damage", as if spoken by one with brain damage. | |
| Definitions include: dumb. | |
| Definitions include: styling. | |
| Definitions include: having a nice body. | |
| Definitions include: foolish. | |
| Definitions include: lacking in mental ability. | |
| Definitions include: imitation of the vocal sound made by a person with severe developmental disabilities. | |
| Definitions include: to be unintelligent. | |
| Definitions include: contraction of bimbo and ho. | |
| Definitions include: In a lot of towns, the special-ed kids would ride a half-sized bus to school, field trips, etc. | |
| Definitions include: unintelligent person; "moron"; "idiot". | |
| Definitions include: to be intelligent. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'as': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible". | |
| Definitions include: very; really; extremely. | |
| Definitions include: to a great extent. | |
| Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible". | |
| Definitions include: very. | |
| Definitions include: very; really; extremely. | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: happy and content. | |
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Other terms relating to 'plank': | |
| Definitions include: a stupid or absent-minded person. | |
| Definitions include: laying in an unexpected place with one's body extended and stiff, with arms extended stiffly towards one's feet. | |
Other terms relating to 'short': | |
| Definitions include: a little crazy | |
| Definitions include: "not all there". | |
| Definitions include: A phrase used to describe a person of lower than average intelligence. | |
| Definitions include: see short fuse. | |
| Definitions include: Under-supplied, not enough; firefighter slang derived from not laying out enough fire hose to reach a fire. | |
| Definitions include: a summary. | |
| Definitions include: long story short. | |
| Definitions include: crazy. | |
| Definitions include: Generally used when telling someone they are really stupid. | |
| Definitions include: In a lot of towns, the special-ed kids would ride a half-sized bus to school, field trips, etc. | |
| Definitions include: out of luck; "in the doghouse". | |
| Definitions include: pubic hair, usually male. | |
| Definitions include: brief and to the point. | |
| Definitions include: A mentally or physically challenged person, usually a school-age person. | |
| Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus. | |
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Other terms relating to 'thick': | |
| Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships. | |
| Definitions include: to exaggerate. | |
| Definitions include: in speech or writing, to be overly effusive. | |
| Definitions include: having a nice body. | |
| Definitions include: very unintelligent. | |
| Definitions include: to be very close friends. | |
| Definitions include: obstinate | |
| Definitions include: metaphorically, a person with "thick skin" is able to handle criticism. | |
Other terms relating to 'two': | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate. | |
| Definitions include: diarrhea. | |
| Definitions include: photograph--used as noun or verb, as "to fot a scene" or "isn't this a great fot of her" | |
| Definitions include: penis and testicles. | |
| Definitions include: to care. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person. | |
| Definitions include: Very hot outside. | |
| Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed." | |
| Definitions include: happy, as a dog would be if it found it had an extra penis. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: male genitals (i.e. penis and testicles.) | |
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