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Definition of thick as two short planks

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent, dumb':

Definitions include: foolish.
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: unintelligent.
Definitions include: very unintelligent.
Definitions include: to be intelligent.
Definitions include: imitation of the vocal sound made by a person with severe developmental disabilities.
Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
Definitions include: styling.
Definitions include: a person who acts stupid or does something stupid.
Definitions include: having a nice body.
Definitions include: very unintelligent.
Definitions include: dumb.
Definitions include: unintelligent.
Definitions include: unintelligent.
Definitions include: absent minded, inattentive.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'as':

Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: to a great extent.
Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
Definitions include: very.
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

Other terms relating to 'plank':

Definitions include: a stupid or absent-minded person.
Definitions include: laying in an unexpected place with one's body extended and stiff, with arms extended stiffly towards one's feet.

Other terms relating to 'short':

Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
Definitions include: "not all there".
Definitions include: See short fuse.
Definitions include: to catch or trap a person in a difficult situation.
Definitions include: under-supplied.
Definitions include: a summary.
Definitions include: long story short.
Definitions include: crazy.
Definitions include: really stupid.
Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
Definitions include: out of luck; "in the doghouse".
Definitions include: pubic hair, usually male.
Definitions include: brief and to the point.
Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.

Other terms relating to 'thick':

Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
Definitions include: to exaggerate.
Definitions include: adj. A female with large buttocks, small waist, thick thighs, big boobs. Skinny but sexy.
Definitions include: in speech or writing, to be overly effusive.
Definitions include: having a nice body.
Definitions include: very unintelligent.
Definitions include: very close friends.
Definitions include: obstinate
Definitions include: metaphorically, a person with "thick skin" is able to handle criticism.

Other terms relating to 'two':

Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
Definitions include: "to".
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
Definitions include: penis and testicles.
Definitions include: to care.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
Definitions include: Very hot outside.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."

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