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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here. 2021-03-21: Screw it. MBOX file here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of serious as a heart attack

serious as a heart attack

adjective

  • very serious.
    Person A: Are you serious?

    Person B: Serious as a heart attack.
    Person A: Is the problem serious?

    Person B: Serious as a heart attack.
                                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                   

                                            

    Citation from "Chapter 12", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 6 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Dec 20 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'as':

Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
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Other terms relating to 'attack':

Definitions include: a lot.

Other terms relating to 'heart':

Definitions include: having the same ideas, beliefs, or behavior as one's self.
Definitions include: This describes one who is a cold, remorsless, predator.
Definitions include: relating to a person's true nature.
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Other terms relating to 'serious':

Definitions include: very serious.
Definitions include: truly serious.
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Definitions include: "serious business".
Definitions include: "serious business".

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