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Definition of smoke (one's) johnson
smoke (one's) johnson 
interjection
- an insulting retort; "suck (one's) dick".
- See more words with the same meaning: insults involving genitalia (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: retorts and taunts (list of).
Last edited on Jan 02 2012. Submitted by Heem from Deep Space St, North Las Vegas, NV 89032, USA on Jan 01 2012.
verb
- to smoke a person's johnson.
- See more words with the same meaning: fellatio, 'blowjob'.
Last edited on Jan 02 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 02 2012.
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Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'': | |
| Definitions include: the performance of fellatio on one's self. | |
| Definitions include: a person who has both street and book knowledge. | |
| Definitions include: It means to practice fellatio, oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: an alcoholic beverage consumed "on the road" (i.e. in a vehicle.) | |
| Definitions include: to hit someone in the head quite hard. | |
| Definitions include: muscular. | |
| Definitions include: perform fellatio | |
| Definitions include: to give oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: to be inadequate, displeasing, or of poor quality. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to clean. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "ass-to-mouth (sex)" - in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio in which the penetration is deep. | |
| Definitions include: To perform oral sex (usually a woman on a man). | |
Other terms relating to 'insults involving genitalia (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory. | |
| Definitions include: much like telling one to fuck off or kiss your ass. | |
| Definitions include: a general insult. | |
| Definitions include: Request for oral sex or as an insult. | |
| Definitions include: shortened form of "lick my (part of anatomy)" such as lick my nuts, lick my ass, etc. | |
| Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!" "Go away!" etc.) | |
| Definitions include: a general insult. | |
| Definitions include: the entrance to the vagina. | |
| Definitions include: something that smells very bad. | |
| Definitions include: an insult or retort. | |
| Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing. | |
| Definitions include: to perform analingus. | |
| Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick." | |
Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: Used for almost anything anymore. | |
| Definitions include: a retort; "take that". | |
| Definitions include: a blunt refusal. | |
| Definitions include: a person. | |
| Definitions include: dismissive retort. | |
| Definitions include: an insult or retort. | |
| Definitions include: an angry retort; "bite me". | |
| Definitions include: to have sex (with). | |
| Definitions include: general retort; "How do you like that?" | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: forget you or whatever then | |
| Definitions include: angry retort. | |
| Definitions include: I challenge your assertion. | |
| Definitions include: Famously used by then-US Vice President Dick Cheney on the floor of the US Senate. | |
| Definitions include: a bad fall or crash. | |
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Other terms relating to 'johnson': | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. | |
Other terms relating to 'smoke': | |
| Definitions include: Nearest big city. | |
| Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims. | |
| Definitions include: a person who performs fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to fail. | |
| Definitions include: interjection of surprise or alarm. | |
| Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise. | |
| Definitions include: a person who can make a marijuana smoking device out of whatever objects happen to be nearby. | |
| Definitions include: a homosexual male. | |
| Definitions include: general retort; "How do you like that?" | |
| Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm. | |
| Definitions include: to smoke the contents of a bowl containing marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: something deceptive. | |
| Definitions include: to perform oral sex on a male. | |
| Definitions include: Someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. | |
| Definitions include: To smoke marijuana | |
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