Definition of smoke (one's) johnson

smoke (one's) johnson    

interjection

• an insulting retort; "suck (one's) dick".
  • See more words with the same meaning: insults involving genitalia (list of).
  • See more words with the same meaning: retorts and taunts (list of).

  Last edited on Jan 02 2012. Submitted by Heem from Deep Space St, North Las Vegas, NV 89032, USA on Jan 01 2012.

verb

• to smoke a person's johnson.
  • See more words with the same meaning: fellatio, 'blowjob'.

  Last edited on Jan 02 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 02 2012.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'':
buff	Definitions include: muscular.
suck (one's) d*ck	Definitions include: insulting retort.
chicken head	Definitions include: a female who performs fellatio frequently.
blowy	Definitions include: a lie.
blow	Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
give brains	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
do my head	Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
knob	Definitions include: the tip (glans) of the penis.
can suck the chrome off a tail pipe	Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
skull	Definitions include: fellatio.
roadie	Definitions include: an alcoholic beverage consumed "on the road" (i.e. in a vehicle.)
knowledge	Definitions include: fellatio.
give brain	Definitions include: perform fellatio
gobbie	Definitions include: fellatio.
head-bang	Definitions include: to perform aggressive fellatio.
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Other terms relating to 'insults involving genitalia (list of)':
d*ck lick	Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
go f*ck a	Definitions include: derogatory.
lick my scroat	Definitions include: much like telling one to fuck off or kiss your ass.
c*nt licker	Definitions include: a general insult.
do my head	Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
lick it	Definitions include: shortened form of "lick my (part of anatomy)" such as lick my nuts, lick my ass, etc.
bite me	Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!"
pud whacker	Definitions include: a general insult.
c*nt hole	Definitions include: the entrance to the vagina.
budissy	Definitions include: something that smells very bad.
suck a bag of d*cks	Definitions include: an insult or retort.
blow	Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
rim	Definitions include: to perform analingus.
lick my froth	Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that.
EAD	Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick."
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Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)':
smoke on that	Definitions include: dismissive retort.
fluck a duck	Definitions include: "fuck a duck".
take a hike	Definitions include: angry retort.
shove off	Definitions include: to leave.
pound sand	Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "screw off".
drop dead	Definitions include: general insulting retort.
suck that	Definitions include: a retort; "take that".
thanks for nothing	Definitions include: retort used to indicate displeasure with someone's lack of help.
GFYS	Definitions include: acronym of "go fuck yourself."
GFY	Definitions include: acronym for "go fuck yourself".
in (one's) face	Definitions include: interjection yelled at someone, typically after insulting them or beating them in some task.
eat it	Definitions include: to experience traumatic physical contact with a stationary object.
suck a bag of d*cks	Definitions include: an insult or retort.
f*ck	Definitions include: to have sex (with).
go f*ck on (one's self)	Definitions include: "go fuck (one's self)".
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'johnson':
jerk the johnson	Definitions include: to masturbate.
johnson	Definitions include: a penis.
Yeoman Johnson	Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.
Other terms relating to 'smoke':
big smoke	Definitions include: Nearest big city.
blow smoke	Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims.
c*cksmoker	Definitions include: a person who performs fellatio.
go up in smoke	Definitions include: to fail.
holy smoke	Definitions include: interjection of surprise or alarm.
holy smokes	Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise.
MacGyver smoker	Definitions include: a person who can make a marijuana smoking device out of whatever objects happen to be nearby.
pole smoker	Definitions include: a homosexual male.
put that in (one's) pipe and smoke it	Definitions include: general retort; "How do you like that?"
smoke	Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
smoke a bowl	Definitions include: to smoke the contents of a bowl containing marijuana.
smoke and mirrors	Definitions include: something deceptive.
smoke a sausage	Definitions include: to perform oral sex on a male.
smoke crack	Definitions include: Someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.
smoke dope	Definitions include: to smoke dope, i.e. to smoke marijuana.
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