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Definition of smoke (one's) johnson

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Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'':

Definitions include: muscular.
Definitions include: insulting retort.
Definitions include: a female who performs fellatio frequently.
Definitions include: a lie.
Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: the tip (glans) of the penis.
Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: an alcoholic beverage consumed "on the road" (i.e. in a vehicle.)
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: perform fellatio
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: to perform aggressive fellatio.

Other terms relating to 'insults involving genitalia (list of)':

Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
Definitions include: derogatory.
Definitions include: much like telling one to fuck off or kiss your ass.
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: shortened form of "lick my (part of anatomy)" such as lick my nuts, lick my ass, etc.
Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!"
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: the entrance to the vagina.
Definitions include: something that smells very bad.
Definitions include: an insult or retort.
Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
Definitions include: to perform analingus.
Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that.
Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick."

Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)':

Definitions include: dismissive retort.
Definitions include: "fuck a duck".
Definitions include: angry retort.
Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "screw off".
Definitions include: general insulting retort.
Definitions include: a retort; "take that".
Definitions include: retort used to indicate displeasure with someone's lack of help.
Definitions include: acronym of "go fuck yourself."
Definitions include: acronym for "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: interjection yelled at someone, typically after insulting them or beating them in some task.
Definitions include: to experience traumatic physical contact with a stationary object.
Definitions include: an insult or retort.
Definitions include: to have sex (with).
Definitions include: "go fuck (one's self)".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'johnson':

Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.

Other terms relating to 'smoke':

Definitions include: Nearest big city.
Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims.
Definitions include: a person who performs fellatio.
Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: interjection of surprise or alarm.
Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise.
Definitions include: a person who can make a marijuana smoking device out of whatever objects happen to be nearby.
Definitions include: a homosexual male.
Definitions include: general retort; "How do you like that?"
Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
Definitions include: to smoke the contents of a bowl containing marijuana.
Definitions include: something deceptive.
Definitions include: to perform oral sex on a male.
Definitions include: Someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.
Definitions include: to smoke dope, i.e. to smoke marijuana.

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