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Definition of smoke (one's) johnson

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Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'':

Definitions include: insulting retort.
Definitions include: prone to being verbally disrespectful; "mouthy".
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: to hit someone in the head quite hard.
Definitions include: to practice fellatio.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: to receive oral sex.
Definitions include: a session of fellatio; "blowjob".
Definitions include: acronym for "ass-to-mouth", i.e. sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio.
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: fellatio performed while the receiver is driving an automobile.
Definitions include: to suck dick, i.e. perform fellatio.
Definitions include: perform fellatio
Definitions include: to swallow a man's ejaculate during oral sex.

Other terms relating to 'insults involving genitalia (list of)':

Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
Definitions include: derogatory.
Definitions include: much like telling one to fuck off or kiss your ass.
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: shortened form of "lick my (part of anatomy)" such as lick my nuts, lick my ass, etc.
Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!" "Go away!" etc.)
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: the entrance to the vagina.
Definitions include: something that smells very bad.
Definitions include: an insult or retort.
Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
Definitions include: to perform analingus.
Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that.
Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick."

Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)':

Definitions include: interjection yelled at someone, typically after insulting them or beating them in some task.
Definitions include: uncaring retort.
Definitions include: censored version of "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: Used for almost anything anymore.
Definitions include: angry retort.
Definitions include: forget you or whatever then
Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!" "Go away!" etc.)
Definitions include: "Provide proof or STFU", i.e. "Provide proof or shut the fuck up", i.e. "Provide proof or stop talking."
Definitions include: a retort; "take that".
Definitions include: a person.
Definitions include: acronym for "shut the fuck up".
Definitions include: the target of a variety of jokes used to insult a person's mother.
Definitions include: Famously used by then-US Vice President Dick Cheney on the floor of the US Senate.
Definitions include: to have sex (with).
Definitions include: a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say.

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Other terms relating to 'johnson':

Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.

Other terms relating to 'smoke':

Definitions include: Nearest big city.
Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims.
Definitions include: a person who performs fellatio.
Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: interjection of surprise or alarm.
Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise.
Definitions include: a person who can make a marijuana smoking device out of whatever objects happen to be nearby.
Definitions include: a homosexual male.
Definitions include: general retort; "How do you like that?"
Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
Definitions include: to smoke the contents of a bowl containing marijuana.
Definitions include: something deceptive.
Definitions include: to perform oral sex on a male.
Definitions include: Someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.
Definitions include: to smoke dope, i.e. to smoke marijuana.

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