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Definition of take old one eye to the optometrist
take old one eye to the optometrist
verb
- to have sex. Mentioned in the outtakes at the end of the movie of Grumpy Old Men.
- See more words with the same meaning: sex, sexual intercourse.
Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by dave from NH, USA on Feb 26 2002.
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Other terms relating to 'sex, sexual intercourse': | |
| Definitions include: to have sex or engage in other sexual activities. | |
| Definitions include: have sex with someone. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in coitus. Usually used as an intransitive verb (i.e. "Someone poked someone else" and not "Someone got poked.") | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex on the "giving" end. | |
| Definitions include: a derogatory term for an unattractive member of the opposite sex. | |
| Definitions include: "from behind". | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: sex. | |
| Definitions include: female genitalia. | |
| Definitions include: Orgy. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: To fuck someone with a great body but an ugly face. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'eye': | |
| Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others. | |
| Definitions include: to conspicuously notice. | |
| Definitions include: a person's favorite person. | |
| Definitions include: the anus. | |
| Definitions include: having extremely large eyes. | |
| Definitions include: a metaphorical "eye" that a person with no sense of clothing style has. | |
| Definitions include: attractive. | |
| Definitions include: to look at. | |
| Definitions include: to look at a person lustfully. | |
| Definitions include: an unattractive person. | |
| Definitions include: New technology using the movement of the eyes to browse the internet and control your computer, through a headset. | |
| Definitions include: an attractive person. | |
| Definitions include: dried eye secretions, most commonly experienced upon waking from a night's sleep; "rheum"; "gound". | |
| Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at. | |
| Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at. | |
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Other terms relating to 'old': | |
| Definitions include: big, but not necessarily old. | |
| Definitions include: A wimp. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "burned out old fart". | |
| Definitions include: a child who is similar to one or more of its parents. | |
| Definitions include: backronym for "cool". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "dirty old fucking hippie". | |
| Definitions include: an elderly person. Acronym of "fucking old person." | |
| Definitions include: To fuck someone with a great body but an ugly face. | |
| Definitions include: to be annoying due to repetition. | |
| Definitions include: to make a strong attempt. | |
| Definitions include: to get rid of someone or something. | |
| Definitions include: see good old boy. | |
| Definitions include: a certain type of person living in the rural/southern United States; "hick"; "redneck". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Grand Old Party." | |
| Definitions include: a promiscuous woman. | |
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Other terms relating to 'one': | |
| Definitions include: "goodbye". | |
| Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink. | |
| Definitions include: the best. | |
| Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket | |
| Definitions include: Slang for having a shit. | |
| Definitions include: to go back to the beginning. | |
| Definitions include: $1,000 | |
| Definitions include: to die or to get killed. | |
| Definitions include: "buy one get one" free. | |
| Definitions include: to fight. | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: a beer. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate, typically used in the case of men | |
| Definitions include: a question that is difficult to answer. | |
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Other terms relating to 'take': | |
| Definitions include: "chill, don't worry about it." | |
| Definitions include: a second look. | |
| Definitions include: compromise. | |
| Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed." | |
| Definitions include: to beat severely, or defeat severely. | |
| Definitions include: taking bribes. | |
| Definitions include: the result of someone taking the piss. | |
| Definitions include: to rob or extort. | |
| Definitions include: to have to go take a shit. | |
| Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. | |
| Definitions include: to get something to eat. | |
| Definitions include: to take a look. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: he needs to relax. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
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Other terms relating to 'the': | |
| Definitions include: Walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: A good estimate, term of agreement | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: Inclusive | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
| Definitions include: extremely popular. | |
| Definitions include: taking a passive role. | |
| Definitions include: the bathroom. | |
Other terms relating to 'to': | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: See nine to five. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority. | |
| Definitions include: sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to revisit one's past. | |
| Definitions include: to go back to the beginning. | |
| Definitions include: extreme; "all out". | |
| Definitions include: to be vastly superior. | |
| Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else. | |
| Definitions include: to be unintelligible. | |
| Definitions include: to do. | |
| Definitions include: more important things to deal with. | |
| Definitions include: to kill or destroy. | |
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