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Definition of wake up and smell the decaf

wake up and smell the decaf

verb

  • a variant of "wake up and smell the coffee," which is a command/invitation to accept reality.
    Wake up and smell the decaf, man! Your ex-wife is not coming back.

    Last edited on Sep 05 2003. Submitted by "Hiroaki S. on Sep 05 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'and':

Definitions include: acronym for "assault and battery".
Definitions include: "rain".
Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''.
Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
Definitions include: clumsy.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: without substance; all talk and no action.
Definitions include: a lot of money.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: et cetera.
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned.
Definitions include: interjection of agreement.

Other terms relating to 'smell':

Definitions include: something that indicates poor choices made elsewhere in a code base.
Definitions include: an expression of empathy or simple understanding.
Definitions include: that you understand them.
Definitions include: to understand.
Definitions include: to detect that something is not what it seems.
Definitions include: Used when seeing or detecting the presence of a cop nearby.
Definitions include: "See (one) later", i.e. "Goodbye".
Definitions include: Refers to the smell of an unclean woman's vagina, from wear and tear due to sex or activity.
Definitions include: to be legitimate, trustworthy, moral, etc.
Definitions include: Referring to aged skin or atrophied muscles, etc.
Definitions include: to detect that something is amiss.
Definitions include: to take the time to enjoy life.
Definitions include: to acknowledge.
Definitions include: a command/invitation to accept reality.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.

Other terms relating to 'up':

Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: to misbehave.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant.
Definitions include: to increase.
Definitions include: to contribute one's share.
Definitions include: to mess up.
Definitions include: to make something like ass.
Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: strange / stupid.
Definitions include: to move away from.
Definitions include: to call someone to halt, particularly when the intention is to rob.

Other terms relating to 'wake':

Definitions include: to smoke marijuana upon waking.
Definitions include: to acknowledge.
Definitions include: a command/invitation to accept reality.
Definitions include: to be in a bad mood.
Definitions include: to wake a friend and significant other by dancing naked and yelling.

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