Definition of Windoze

Windoze    

noun - uncountable

• pejorative name for Microsoft Windows.

  I can't believe you still use Windoze. Don't you know that Linux protects your freedoms?

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  Last edited on Dec 18 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 03 2009.

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