noun

• any sticky or greasy substance.

  Those bolts have gunk all over them.

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

noun

• stuff.

  Get that jizz off me!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

• semen. Shortened form of "jism."

  He got jizz all over my sheets.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

• a slimy substance, especially when unidentified.

  by Doug C., Frederick, MD, USA, Feb 26 2002.

verb

• to ejaculate.

  He jizzed all over.

  by Root, San Francisco, CA, USA, Mar 17 1998.

• to squirt, as if ejaculating.

  That soda just jizzed all over me!

  by April, WI, USA, Nov 20 1998.

interjection

• a pseudo swear word. Possibly popularized by the British TV comedy series "Red Dwarf." Word is rumored to have been created to get past the censors.

  What the smeg is going on?

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

noun

• something undesirable. May be used to refer to people, or unidentifiable or gross substances. Etymology: from the word smegma.

  You have smeg on you.

  by Sweet Torture, Golgotha, Acharnes, Attiki 13675, Greece, Nov 21 1997.

noun

• semen.

  by Cat, Seattle, WA, USA, Aug 13 1997.

• any displeasing or unidentifiable - but generally sticky or slimy - substance.

  I got spooge all over my hands.

  What is that spooge on your shoe?

  by Peter D., Greenwood Lake, NY, USA, Aug 18 1999.

verb

• to be squeezed out of something. Often condiments or contents of food being eaten, as in tacos, burritos, hamburgers, etc., or contents out of a container.

  I was eating a taco and beef spooged out the other end.

  My lotion spooged all over my purse.

  by Cat, Seattle, WA, USA, Aug 13 1997.

• to ejaculate.

  by Cat, Seattle, WA, USA, Aug 13 1997.