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Definition of dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.
    A rubber object shaped like a penis.

    Last edited on Jul 30 2018. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: Stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
Definitions include: a breast.
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Definitions include: an idiot.
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Definitions include: making fun of someone that did something stupid.
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Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.
Definitions include: (pronounced 'ba-ka') a silly person, an idiot.

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