Definition of johnson

johnson

a penis.
Don't be looking at my johnson!
My johnson is long and distinguished.








Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
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Last edited on Jul 10 2011. Submitted by Andrew L. from Cottage Grove, MN, USA on Mar 14 1998.
a dildo.
Last edited on Sep 17 2015. Submitted by Chuck S. on Sep 17 2015.
a pimp.
Last edited on Sep 17 2015. Submitted by Chuck S. on Sep 17 2015.
another word for "thing". Compare with joint and chat.
Last edited on Sep 17 2015. Submitted by Chuck S. on Sep 17 2015.
another word for drugs, esp. marijuana and crack cocaine.
Last edited on Sep 17 2015. Submitted by Chuck S. on Sep 17 2015.

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