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Definition of a carpet muncher

carpet muncher

noun

  • literally: a person who performs cunnilingus. Usually used to mean a lesbian.
    Don't bother hitting on her dude - she's a carpet muncher.

    Last edited on Dec 30 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'homosexual, homosexual person':

Definitions include: masculine.
Definitions include: an extended period of alcohol or drug use.
Definitions include: a motor vehicle with many mechanical problems.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
Definitions include: "moment".
Definitions include: a flamboyant homosexual male.
Definitions include: applied to a word, a magical creature that brings that word.
Definitions include: a male homosexual.
Definitions include: homosexual male who prefers being sodomized rather than sodomizing during sex.
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: male homosexual
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: a homosexual male.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.

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Other terms relating to 'carpet':

Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."

Other terms relating to 'munch':

Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
Definitions include: a derogatory term; "asshole"; "jerk".
Definitions include: a lesbian.
Definitions include: food.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
Definitions include: someone who puts penises in their mouth.

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