Definition of a choad

choad

noun

derogatory term; "moron".
You are such a choad!
You choad!
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on Jul 26 2011. Submitted by Ben Kirkham from Eau Claire, WI, USA on Jun 04 1997.
a penis that is wider than it is long.
Trevor has the biggest choad I've ever seen!
My boyfriend wanted a handjob but I couldn't get a grip because he has a choad.
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Last edited on Apr 26 2013. Submitted by Erin G. from Sydney, NSW, Australia on Jan 19 1999.
penis. Possibly coined by S. Clay Wilson.
He whipped out his choad.
Suck choad.
Carl is a choad-chomper.
- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
Last edited on May 13 2013. Submitted by Shorty from FL, USA on Jun 09 1999.
perineum; "taint".
My choad itches.
- See more words with the same meaning: perineum.
Last edited on Jun 09 2010. Submitted by Juan T. from San Antonio, TX, USA on Nov 11 2002.

notes

Though "choad" is the original spelling, currently "chode" is far more common.
Last edited on Jun 09 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Apr 16 2009.

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twitter	Definitions include: the perineum.
banus	Definitions include: perineum.
gooch	Definitions include: Used mostly by surfers to ask who's good.
grundle	Definitions include: the perineum.
choade	Definitions include: misspelling of choad.
grundel	Definitions include: the perineum of a male.
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choda	Definitions include: perineum; "chode", "choad".
fleshy fun bridge	Definitions include: the perineum.
gouch	Definitions include: misspelling of "gooch".
chode	Definitions include: very common spelling of choad.
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gooberhead	Definitions include: a playful insult.
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sod	Definitions include: bastard.
kutta	Definitions include: general insult.
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snatch	Definitions include: female genitalia.
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jackass	Definitions include: a general insult.
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dimp	Definitions include: someone who is stupid.
dumb-head	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
idjet	Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "idiot".
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dim	Definitions include: unintelligent; stupid.
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choad-chokers	Definitions include: pants that are too tight in the groin area.
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