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Definition of a dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.
    A rubber object shaped like a penis.

    Last edited on Jul 30 2018. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sexuality (related to)':

Definitions include: as a male, to attempt to have sex with a less-than-fully-erect penis.
Definitions include: "adult baby / diaper lover".
Definitions include: a masculine homosexual male.
Definitions include: friends only for the purpose of having intercourse.
Definitions include: a very brief sexual encounter.
Definitions include: the buttocks.
Definitions include: a person who is lame, jake, not cool.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: male genitals.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: natural, untrimmed pubic hair ("bush"), especially on a female.
Definitions include: menstrual period.
Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
Definitions include: the pressing of one's unclothed buttocks against a window.
Definitions include: the ability to distinguish between homosexuals and heterosexuals via observation alone.

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: "fucker".
Definitions include: an item of poor quality.
Definitions include: an unpleasant female; bitch.
Definitions include: a bad person.
Definitions include: alternative spelling of scrub.
Definitions include: a person who is a "twat" + a "cunt".
Definitions include: "asshole."
Definitions include: general insult.
Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: Stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
Definitions include: a breast.
Definitions include: a stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "moron".
Definitions include: implies someone who is (sometimes) not too bright, unkempt, nerdy.
Definitions include: an idiot.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: making fun of someone that did something stupid.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.
Definitions include: (pronounced 'ba-ka') a silly person, an idiot.

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Definitions include: "serious"; "not lying".
Definitions include: a father who only sees his children on Sunday, by choice.
Definitions include: Baba means a slang to call someone
Definitions include: a person with scars from acne.
Definitions include: acronym for "I don't give a shit".
Definitions include: completely naked.
Definitions include: a high five between people who aren't in the same location, and therefore can't make physical contact.
Definitions include: not functioning properly.
Definitions include: a mistake.
Definitions include: a cul-de-sac.

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