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Definition of a dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.
    A rubber object shaped like a penis.

    Last edited on Jul 30 2018. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sexuality (related to)':

Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
Definitions include: a derogatory term for an unattractive member of the opposite sex.
Definitions include: buttocks.
Definitions include: "masturbator".
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: sexual intercourse for lighthearted reasons.
Definitions include: "Bollocks" is also the present tense and plural form of bollock.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: semen.
Definitions include: semen.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: to have sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: vulva ("vagina").

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: jerk, asshole, prick.
Definitions include: a bad person.
Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: a stupid, silly, idiotic person.
Definitions include: a group of "tools."
Definitions include: an unattractive or promiscuous female.
Definitions include: generic insult.
Definitions include: an insult.
Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
Definitions include: a general insult, usually applied to females.
Definitions include: a person who is a cunt.
Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
Definitions include: general insult; "jerk"; "asshole".
Definitions include: a formidable person.
Definitions include: penis.

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: Stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
Definitions include: a breast.
Definitions include: a stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "moron".
Definitions include: implies someone who is (sometimes) not too bright, unkempt, nerdy.
Definitions include: an idiot.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: making fun of someone that did something stupid.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.
Definitions include: (pronounced 'ba-ka') a silly person, an idiot.

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Definitions include: "douche bag".
Definitions include: honestly.
Definitions include: acronym for "as fuck".
Definitions include: Marijuana.
Definitions include: a female friend.
Definitions include: "sandwich".
Definitions include: to wreck a vehicle such that repairs would cost more than the value of the (unwrecked) vehicle.
Definitions include: "you too".
Definitions include: acronym for "right now".
Definitions include: to have sexual intercourse.

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