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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of a dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.
    A rubber object shaped like a penis.

    Last edited on Jul 30 2018. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sexuality (related to)':

Definitions include: as a male, to attempt to have sex with a less-than-fully-erect penis.
Definitions include: "adult baby / diaper lover".
Definitions include: a masculine homosexual male.
Definitions include: friends only for the purpose of having intercourse.
Definitions include: a very brief sexual encounter.
Definitions include: the buttocks.
Definitions include: a person who is lame, jake, not cool.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: male genitals.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: natural, untrimmed pubic hair ("bush"), especially on a female.
Definitions include: menstrual period.
Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
Definitions include: the pressing of one's unclothed buttocks against a window.
Definitions include: the ability to distinguish between homosexuals and heterosexuals via observation alone.

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: "fucker".
Definitions include: an item of poor quality.
Definitions include: an unpleasant female; bitch.
Definitions include: a bad person.
Definitions include: alternative spelling of scrub.
Definitions include: a person who is a "twat" + a "cunt".
Definitions include: "asshole."
Definitions include: general insult.
Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: Stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
Definitions include: a breast.
Definitions include: a stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "moron".
Definitions include: implies someone who is (sometimes) not too bright, unkempt, nerdy.
Definitions include: an idiot.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: making fun of someone that did something stupid.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.
Definitions include: (pronounced 'ba-ka') a silly person, an idiot.

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Definitions include: What is referred to as junk food in the Navy and US Marine Corps.
Definitions include: we'll treat you so many ways, you're bound to like one of them!
Definitions include: cell phone.
Definitions include: a large marijuana cigarette.
Definitions include: prone to being verbally disrespectful; "mouthy".
Definitions include: a person who is very much a slut.
Definitions include: pregnant.
Definitions include: to yell at.
Definitions include: very big lips.
Definitions include: a term used to depict/imitate the squealing of tires when leaving somewhere in a hurry.

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