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Definition of a dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.

    Last edited on Jan 19 2012. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sexuality (related to)':

Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to have sex with someone.
Definitions include: to perform aggressive fellatio.
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: a breast.
Definitions include: a hole in a wall accessible from both sides (especially the divider between bathroom stalls) used for anonymous sex.
Definitions include: a feminine lesbian.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: female genitalia.
Definitions include: a lice infestation of the pubic hair.
Definitions include: vagina.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to stimulate with the tongue.
Definitions include: to kiss passionately; "make out".
Definitions include: to ejaculate.

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: a stupid person.
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something stupid at the time.
Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: worthless.
Definitions include: an unkind person; "jerk"; "asshole".
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: a strange or silly person, or one who has done just done something silly.
Definitions include: alternate spelling / pronunciation of "bitch".
Definitions include: an unpleasant or nasty person.
Definitions include: geek, square, dork, dweeb, etc.
Definitions include: a useless or low-class person.
Definitions include: alternate spelling/pronunciation of "bitch.
Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.

Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: "idiot".
Definitions include: Stupid person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: acting stupid.
Definitions include: unintelligent person; "moron"; "idiot".
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Definitions include: general insult. Approximately "moron" or "idiot."
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "idiot".
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person; "moron"; "imbecile".
Definitions include: Derived from the phrase "Dim as a Toc H lamp."
Definitions include: a shortened form of retard.
Definitions include: Someone who acts stupid or does stupid things
Definitions include: a manipulative female.

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Definitions include: muscles.
Definitions include: intoxicated.
Definitions include: without money; "broke".
Definitions include: wrong, stupid, useless.
Definitions include: an extremely nasty female.
Definitions include: used in place of shit.
Definitions include: the person, people, organization, etc. that is in charge.
Definitions include: to no longer be shy.
Definitions include: to loiter.
Definitions include: acronym for "not safe for anyone".

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