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Definition of a doink

doink

interjection

  • as a sound effect used when illustrating poking or hitting.
    I was walking through the woods and I then - doink - poked my eye with a branch.

    Last edited on Nov 04 2011. Submitted by fnbalz13 from Peabody, MA, USA on Oct 31 2011.

noun

  • a moron; "goof". Used in an endearing way.
    Larry can be such a doink.
    Man, you are such a doink for believing that!

    Last edited on Apr 15 2013. Submitted by Mark H. from Canada on Jul 15 1998.

  • Another term for good weed, like dank, loud. "You got a gram of doink for me?"

    Last edited on Feb 03 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 03 2014.

verb

  • To knock the ashes off the end your cigarette.

    Becca told her dad to "doink his ashes" because they were getting ready to fall.

    Last edited on Jul 07 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 07 2015.

verb - transitive

  • to steal, usually playfully.
    He left his stuff at my apartment so I doinked it.
    • See more words with the same meaning: to steal.

    Last edited on Nov 24 2002. Submitted by Kyle Arrington from USA on Nov 24 2002.

  • to have sex.
    I doinked her.

    Last edited on Jan 20 2003. Submitted by Daniel J. from Albuquerque, NM, USA on Jan 20 2003.

  • to penalize.
                                                                                                                                                       

                                                                           

    Citation from Bad Judgment, Washington City Paper, Mike DeBonis, October 22, 2008 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Oct 07 2009. Submitted by Bill F. from Washington, DC, USA on Oct 24 2008.

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