Definition of a goose egg

goose egg    

noun

• zero, nothing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                   
  
  Citation from Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: nothing.

  Last edited on Nov 10 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Nov 10 2015.

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Other terms relating to 'nothing':
bupkis	Definitions include: nothing.
f*ckle	Definitions include: "fuck all", i.e. nothing.
f*ck all	Definitions include: nothing.
boo	Definitions include: anything, in speech.
jack sh*t	Definitions include: anything.
d*ck	Definitions include: a mean person; "jerk"; "asshole".
zip	Definitions include: nothing.
nunya	Definitions include: contraction of "none of your."
bumpkiss	Definitions include: nothing.
jack squat	Definitions include: nothing.
zippo	Definitions include: nothing.
diddly-squat	Definitions include: absolutely nothing.
squat	Definitions include: anything, used in the negative to mean nothing.
jack	Definitions include: a five pound note.
sh*t	Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
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Other terms relating to 'egg':
bad egg	Definitions include: a bad person.
crack (one's) egg	Definitions include: like popping a girls cherry
Easter egg	Definitions include: Speculation about the origin of the term includes the custom of the Easter Egg hunt observed in the U.S. and many parts of Europe, as well Faberge' eggs containing hidden objects.
egg	Definitions include: to throw (usually raw) eggs at.
egg on	Definitions include: to antagonize into further action.
full as an egg	Definitions include: extremely full after consuming food or drink.
good egg	Definitions include: a good person.
hand egg	Definitions include: American football.
have egg on (one's) face	Definitions include: to be embarrassed.
nest egg	Definitions include: money saved up, usually to buy a home.
put all of (one's) eggs in one basket	Definitions include: to risk everything on a single unlikely event.
scramble (one's) egg	Definitions include: to hit one's head hard enough to cause disorientation or damage.
Other terms relating to 'goose':
choke the goose	Definitions include: Slang for urinating. (male) Choke the Goose
cook (one's) goose	Definitions include: to be in trouble.
faster than sh*t through a goose	Definitions include: extremely fast.
goose	Definitions include: to grab or pinch someone's buttocks or upper thigh.
goosed	Definitions include: tired.
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
like the goose	Definitions include: of good quality. Also used to describe something that one is proud of.
silly goose	Definitions include: a silly person.

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