Definition of a green apple quick step

green apple quick step

noun

• the act of racing to a bathroom while not defecating (specifically: diarrhea) in one's pants.

  That poor guy just ate ten Hershey bars, and now he's doing the green apple quick-step.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to go to the bathroom.

  Last edited on Oct 30 2015. Submitted by Thomas Ryan from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Sep 24 1997.

noun - uncountable

• diarrhea.
  • See more words with the same meaning: diarrhea (related to).

  Last edited on Jul 26 2010. Submitted by Thomas Ryan from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Sep 24 1997.

verb

• to have diarrhea.
  • See more words with the same meaning: diarrhea (related to).

  Last edited on Sep 24 1997. Submitted by Thomas Ryan from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Sep 24 1997.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'diarrhea (related to)':
squirts, the	Definitions include: diarrhea
green apple nasties	Definitions include: diarrhea.
trots, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
back-door trots, the	Definitions include: horrendous diarrhea.
Hershey squirts, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
whistle belly thumps	Definitions include: stomach aches associated with diarrhea.
squits, the	Definitions include: an attack of diahorrea.
piss out of (one's) *ss	Definitions include: to figuratively piss out of one's ass, i.e. to urinate out of one's buttocks, i.e. to have diarrhea.
Montezuma's revenge	Definitions include: diarrhea, especially when caused by drinking water in Mexico when being unaccustomed to it.
colon blow	Definitions include: diarrhea.
Havana omelet	Definitions include: the bowel movement of a person suffering from diarrhea.
green apple splatters, the	Definitions include: diarrhea, particularly nasty diarrhea
green-apple quickstep	Definitions include: diarrhea.
anal leakage	Definitions include: diarrhea.
sh*ts, the	Definitions include: something displeasing.
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Other terms relating to 'to go to the bathroom':
have a core dump	Definitions include: to defecate.
relieve (one's self)	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
tinkle	Definitions include: to urinate.
visit Uncle Grumpy	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop the deuce	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop some bait	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
ride the porcelain bus	Definitions include: to sit on ("ride") the toilet for an extended period of time, usually due to diarrhea or general bowel distress.
blast	Definitions include: something very fun.
take a crap	Definitions include: to defecate.
crunch	Definitions include: to have a crush on, make cow eyes at, etc.
lay a loaf	Definitions include: to defecate.
blumpy	Definitions include: oral sex received during defacation
shy bladder	Definitions include: the inability to urinate in the presence of others.
piledriver	Definitions include: defecation.
drop a load	Definitions include: to defecate.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'apple':
apple	Definitions include: a breast.
apple bottom	Definitions include: a girl with a thick ass
apple field	Definitions include: an orchard.
apple of (one's) eye	Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others.
apples and pears	Definitions include: London Cockney rhyming slang for stairs
Big Apple, the	Definitions include: New York City.
green apple nasties	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green-apple quickstep	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple quick steps, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple splatter	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple splatters, the	Definitions include: diarrhea, particularly nasty diarrhea
How about them apples?	Definitions include: synonymous with "What do you think about that?"
look like a baby's arm holding an apple	Definitions include: said of a penis, extremely large.
look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist	Definitions include: said of a penis, to be extremely large.
road apple	Definitions include: horse feces.
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Other terms relating to 'green':
Brash Green Geese	Definitions include: Brash Green Geese is a term used for a group of girls who are jealous that you're going out with a hot guy that they want to be with. They are loud, intimidating and jealous. Girl: "Babe, those girls keep giving me dirty looks when we're together."
go green	Definitions include: to betray, to wrong.
green	Definitions include: in agreement.
green apple nasties	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green-apple quickstep	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple quick steps, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple splatter	Definitions include: diarrhea.
green apple splatters, the	Definitions include: diarrhea, particularly nasty diarrhea
green bud	Definitions include: good Marijuana
green-collar	Definitions include: pertaining to environmentally-friendly jobs.
green friendly	Definitions include: accepting of marijuana.
green light	Definitions include: to approve a plan.
green monster	Definitions include: a person was is extremely jealous.
green room	Definitions include: a room where performers wait until their performance.
greens	Definitions include: marijuana.
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Other terms relating to 'quick':
green apple quick steps, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
ICQ	Definitions include: ICQ (I care quick) meaning I don't care
PDQ	Definitions include: acronym for "pretty damned quick" or "pretty darned quick", i.e. quickly.
quick	Definitions include: "quickly".
quick-and-dirty	Definitions include: a fast and non-elegant solution put together under time or user pressure.
quick as a wink	Definitions include: very quickly.
quick outie	Definitions include: a person who leaves quickly when something bad is about to happen.
real quick	Definitions include: for a short period of time.
right quick	Definitions include: quickly.
wit da quickness	Definitions include: quickly.
Other terms relating to 'step':
13th step	Definitions include: To have sex with a fellow addict in a 12-step program. This is AA lingo.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
banshee two-step, the	Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
green apple quick steps, the	Definitions include: diarrhea.
half-step	Definitions include: To act like you want to engage in a fight, but then back down once the other person fights back.
Mexican two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
sh*t happens just don't step in it	Definitions include: stuff happens just don't cause oh the situation.
step	Definitions include: to "step up" to a fight.
step off	Definitions include: literally, to step away.
step on	Definitions include: to dilute illegal drugs.
step on a duck	Definitions include: to flatulate.
step on a mud duck	Definitions include: to flatulate.
step on it	Definitions include: to drive quickly.
step out	Definitions include: to cheat on one's significant other.
steps	Definitions include: Shoes, particularly basketball high-tops or high-priced running shoes. Nikes.
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