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Definition of a hurtin' turtle

hurting turtle

noun

  • a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
    He finished the fifth of Jack, now he's a hurtin' turtle.

    Last edited on Mar 19 2014. Submitted by Patrick S. from Boulder, CO, USA on Mar 04 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'hurt':

Definitions include: a very bad place.
Definitions include: offended, upset, or angry, usually by a small slight or a friendly insult.
Definitions include: trouble.
Definitions include: very drunk or high.
Definitions include: Hurtin' in when something is really unpleasant.
Definitions include: a metaphorical bad place one goes to after/while experiencing defeat, injury, distress, etc.
Definitions include: flossin in a car or truck that's "turned out" dressed up real good.
Definitions include: To be really intoxicated from drinking, doing drugs or most of the time both.

Other terms relating to 'turtle':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: about to defecate.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the toilet.

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