Definition of a kwif

kwif

noun

• misspelling / alternate spelling of "queef".

  You are such a kwif!

  Did you hear that kwif?

  That btch kwiffed in my mouth!

  • See more words with the same meaning: alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of).
  • See more words with the same meaning: vaginal fart.

  Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Sara from Niagara, Temuco, Novena Región de La Araucanía, Chile on Jun 01 1999.

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Other terms relating to 'alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of)':
chedder	Definitions include: misspelling of "cheddar".
scur	Definitions include: alternative pronunciation of "scare."
sme	Definitions include: shortened form of "same".
veg	Definitions include: "vegetable".
plz	Definitions include: "please".
errday	Definitions include: "every day".
tht	Definitions include: "that".
da shiznit	Definitions include: the best.
IOKIYAR	Definitions include: acronym for "It's OK if you're a republican".
TOS	Definitions include: to terminate an account because the account-holder violated the Terms of Service.
redic	Definitions include: shortening of ridiculous
mang	Definitions include: colloquial pronunciation of "man".
dood	Definitions include: alternate spelling of "dude".
FWB	Definitions include: acronym for "friends with benefits".
phat	Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
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Other terms relating to 'vaginal fart':
muff puff	Definitions include: the expulsion of air from a vagina; "vaginal fart"; "queef".
pufer	Definitions include: air released from the vagina; "vaginal fart".
queeb	Definitions include: A vaginal fart, usually during intercourse.
queef	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
queif	Definitions include: misspelling of queef.
quief	Definitions include: to expel air from the vagina.
vart	Definitions include: to release air from the vagina; "fart vaginally".
p*ssy fart	Definitions include: air expelled from the vagina.
queaf	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.

Slang terms with the same root words

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bojangling	Definitions include: hanging out, chilling.
taste like dirt	Definitions include: to taste terrible.
copy-cat	Definitions include: a person who copies others.
netiquette	Definitions include: the accepted etiquette on the internet.
dollar	Definitions include: cheap
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snitch	Definitions include: to inform on (i.e. report the misdeeds) of someone else; "tattle".
scrotie	Definitions include: short for scrotum sack around balls.
hunge	Definitions include: One hundred dollars, or a one hundred dollar bill.
courtesy flush	Definitions include: a toilet flush performed after defecation, but before wiping.

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