Definition of cluster fuck
- a mess, a really bad situation.
What a clusterfuck!
- a disturbance causing confusion; "ruckus"; "commotion".
The kid dropped the dishes and caused one big clusterfuck.
- something messy, messed-up or disorganized.
After the party, my whole house is a clusterfuck.
- an ill-organized, clutter of equipment and people, all of which create a commotion.
This job site is a complete clusterfuck.
- an orgy.
- an unorganized mess, which will be difficult to organize again. Some examples of "cluster fucks": a car pileup, a messy room, an unorganized meeting.
- See more words with the same meaning: a mess.
- Everything is going wrong. Full of confusion or uncertainty.
This whole situation is just a big clusterfuck.
- (n): When circumstances become so outrageously fucked-up (see fucked-up) that they cannot be repaired, fixed, ignored or blamed on someone else.
This engineering project has turned into a total cluster-fuck.
- Used to describe a situation when multiple aspects of one project goes wrong.
The whole surgical procedure was one big clusterfuck.
Obamacare is one of the largest clusterfucks ever in the US.
- medicare and medicaid are prime examples of clusterfuck
Medicare and medicaid are examples of clusterfucks to the corporatist mindset of total greed absent any shred of empathy.
- An organized operation or activity that goes terribly wrong as a result of middle-management incompetence.
Coined by American and Allied soldiers during the Viet Nam Conflict. Majors and Lt Colonels in the Army and Air Force are the equivillent of middle management. Often, the aquisition of supplies and orders for troop movements were originated by these officers. The insignia for each of these ranks is a small round Oak Leaf Cluster (Majors have a gold cluster, Lt Colonels have a silver custer). When an operation went wrong, it was often blamed on incompitent middle management giving stupid or contradictory orders. Hence, cluster fuck.
- It compares someone or some situation to the effects of a clusterbomb, much used in the Vietnam Nam war -- repeated explosions, repeated fuckups.
Medical and hospital care as it exists today with it becoming a business rather than a profession and controlled by administrators, government, insurance companies, PA's, nurse practitioners, absent physicians, hospitalists, and left big toe specialists.
The doctor's office was really a clusterfuck!
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|Definitions include: a police officer.|
|Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit."|
|Definitions include: less common spelling of blivit.|
|Definitions include: Acronym for "situation normal, all fucked up."|
|Definitions include: a chaotic event.|
|Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.|
|Definitions include: US Army phonetics for "CF", an acronym of cluster fuck.|
|Definitions include: acronym for "God awful mess".|
|Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".|
|Definitions include: messy, trashy, or dilapidated.|
|Definitions include: to look disorderly, undesirable.|
|Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."|
|Definitions include: to end an intimate relationship with someone.|
|Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up".|
|Definitions include: to use one or more kludges (as described in the noun sense) to solve a problem.|
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'cluster':
|Definitions include: abbreviated form of cluster fuck.|
|Definitions include: a more intense or masculine variant of "group hug".|
Other terms relating to 'fuck':
|Definitions include: "fuck you".|
|Definitions include: absolutely.|
|Definitions include: very absolutely.|
|Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."|
|Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.|
|Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."|
|Definitions include: an intensifier.|
|Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.|
|Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".|
|Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."|
|Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."|
|Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.|
|Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.|
|Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission.|
|Definitions include: "butt fuck".|
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