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Definition of kludge

kludge

noun

a poorly constructed (but valid) solution to a problem or task.
- See more words with the same meaning: a mess.
- See more words with the same meaning: broken.
- See more words with the same meaning: computer slang.
Last edited on Sep 28 2009. Submitted by WalterGR (via TheJargonFile) on Sep 28 2009.

verb - transitive

to use one or more kludges (as described in the noun sense) to solve a problem.
I didn't have time to fix it the right way, so I had to kludge it.
- See more words with the same meaning: a mess.
- See more words with the same meaning: broken.
- See more words with the same meaning: computer slang.
Last edited on Nov 10 2011. Submitted by WalterGR (via TheJargonFile) on Sep 28 2009.

notes

Also spelled kluge.
Last edited on Nov 10 2011. Submitted by WalterGR (via TheJargonFile) on Sep 28 2009.

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*cluster fck**	Definitions include: a mess, a really bad situation.
*sht show**	Definitions include: a drunken event/night of epic proportions.
gam	Definitions include: acronym for "God awful mess".
FUBAR	Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up".
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
blivit	Definitions include: a mess; something useless; something unappealing.
look like who did it and ran	Definitions include: to look disorderly, undesirable.
pig	Definitions include: a police officer.
hit	Definitions include: messy, trashy, or dilapidated.
dump	Definitions include: to end an intimate relationship with someone.
ate up	Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
*sht**	Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
Charlie Foxtrot	Definitions include: US Army phonetics for "CF", an acronym of cluster fuck.
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piggy	Definitions include: pig.
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deaded	Definitions include: extremely tired.
blow to hell	Definitions include: to kill or destroy.
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beat all to hell	Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
out of whack	Definitions include: not properly aligned.
bork	Definitions include: to break or ruin.
hosed	Definitions include: broken.
waste	Definitions include: to destroy.
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hose	Definitions include: to lie to.
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guerilla testing	Definitions include: testing of a software application, performed on devices (such as computers and cell phones) made available to potential purchasers in retail stores.
h8t	Definitions include: "hate".
FWIU	Definitions include: "from what I understand".
ion	Definitions include: "I don't".
LMBO	Definitions include: acronym for "laughing my butt off".
FWP	Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems".
MRW	Definitions include: acronym for "my reaction when".
AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
wow	Definitions include: an exclamation of delight, surprise or amazement.
swap	Definitions include: In computer speak, to move information from fast-access memory to a slower storage device, e.g. disk ("swap out") or the other way around ("swap in.")
performant	Definitions include: high-performing.
DGAF	Definitions include: acronym for "don't give a fuck."
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carny	Definitions include: a person who works at a carnival.
OOSOOM	Definitions include: "out of sight, out of mind".
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cracker jack	Definitions include: a person who is particularly noteworthy for his or her ability, deserving admiration.
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pork	Definitions include: police.
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