Definition of hosed

hosed

adjective

broken.
The computer is hosed.
- See more words with the same meaning: broken.
Last edited on Sep 18 1998. Submitted by Robert K. from Newport Beach, CA, USA on Sep 18 1998.
in trouble; SCREWED.
We are so hosed.
The analyzer is not working -- we're hosed.
- See more words with the same meaning: a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate.
Last edited on Feb 03 2000. Submitted by Carrie S. from San Diego, CA, USA on Feb 03 2000.
intoxicated to the point of incapacitation.
He was so hosed, he couldn't see.
- See more words with the same meaning: under the influence of alcohol, drunk.
Last edited on Feb 03 2000. Submitted by Carrie S. from San Diego, CA, USA on Feb 03 2000.

notes

"hosed" is also the past tense of "hose".
Last edited on Apr 18 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 16 2010.

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fat-finger	Definitions include: to accidentally press a button or key adjacent to the desired one, e.g. while typing on a keyboard or entering a phone number.
handsy	Definitions include: prone to inappropriate touching with one's hands.
my bad	Definitions include: an apology.
bad beat	Definitions include: a disappointing event.
snafu	Definitions include: Acronym for "situation normal, all fucked up."
*fcked up**	Definitions include: disturbing.
bootsey	Definitions include: inappropriate.
crash	Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly and uninvited, esp. to a social function such as a party or ceremony.
(one's) bad	Definitions include: See my bad.
*fck up**	Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
*ss-backwards	Definitions include: in reverse or totally incorrect
boob	Definitions include: a breast.
sitch	Definitions include: "situation".
*fckward**	Definitions include: Fuckward.
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deaded	Definitions include: extremely tired.
munted	Definitions include: under the influence of Ecstasy (MDMA).
funky	Definitions include: interesting, strange; "weird".
cattywompus	Definitions include: out of alignment; "crooked".
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busted	Definitions include: extremely ugly.
nerf	Definitions include: in an update or sequel to a video game, to make a weapon weak or weaker, such that it's like a Nerf gun.
fritzy	Definitions include: malfunctioning.
jacked	Definitions include: extremely muscular.
fried	Definitions include: under the influence of drugs, often LSD ("acid").
borked	Definitions include: broken or ruined.
beat all to hell	Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
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janky	Definitions include: broken or functioning poorly or improperly; "messed up".
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battered	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
in the horrors	Definitions include: very drunk or intoxicated.
spins, the	Definitions include: the physical sensation that the room or nearby area is spinning - despite it being stationary - due to consumption of drugs or alcohol.
tractored	Definitions include: very drunk.
hurt up	Definitions include: To be really intoxicated from drinking, doing drugs or most of the time both.
faced	Definitions include: drunk.
tanked up	Definitions include: to be totally drunk, full of alcohol, intoxicated.
act	Definitions include: to act foolish; under the influence of alcohol or drugs; or to do something dangerous.
schwacked	Definitions include: intoxicated.
wreck	Definitions include: to severely beat up or injure.
spanked	Definitions include: intoxicated.
buzz	Definitions include: to call on a telephone.
sideways	Definitions include: Extremely inebriated.
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Other terms relating to 'hose':
could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose	Definitions include: having great oral sex skills.
dehose	Definitions include: to repair or fix something that has been hosed.
drink from the fire hose	Definitions include: to become overwhelmed with information.
hose	Definitions include: to lie to.
hose bag	Definitions include: generally refers to a person of lose morals but it can also imply that the person is not all that intelligent and somewhat of a loser.
hose beast	Definitions include: an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality.
hose down	Definitions include: to ejaculate profusely onto a sex partner's body.
hose monster	Definitions include: a male stud who easily conquests women.
rubber-hose cryptanalysis	Definitions include: the "bypassing" of encryption via beating a person with a rubber hose until they provide their password.
up (one's) nose with a rubber hose	Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult.