Definition of hose
hose 
- n.penis .
Akili w'Akili held his hands over his hose and ran for the chamber of commerce.(also bathroom).Last edited on Jan 26 2012. Submitted by John Kitus from Boise, ID, USA on Jan 26 2012.
verb - transitive
- to lie to.
I wouldn't hose you about a thing like that!
Don't hose me!
- See more words with the same meaning: to lie.
Last edited on Jun 21 1997. Submitted by John Smith from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.
- to take advantage of; SCREW.
We're getting hosed on this deal.
- See more words with the same meaning: to take advantage of, cheat, trick.
Last edited on Jun 21 1997. Submitted by John S. from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.
- to seriously injure or kill.
Let's hose these assholes!
- See more words with the same meaning: to attack, to fight.
- See more words with the same meaning: to kill.
Last edited on Feb 03 2000. Submitted by Carrie S. from San Diego, CA, USA on Feb 03 2000.
- to have sexual intercourse, especially in casual circumstances.
He picked her up off the side of the road, fed her, and hosed her in the bedroom.
No, my son doesn't have a girlfriend, but he keeps teasing his mom by telling her that he's hosing some girl.
- See more words with the same meaning: sex, sexual intercourse.
Last edited on Jan 12 2003. Submitted by J.S. G. from Houston, TX, USA on Jan 12 2003.
- to break, ruin, or destroy.
Thanks for hosing my computer.
- See more words with the same meaning: to break, ruin, destroy.
Last edited on Jul 05 2007. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 05 2007.
- to trick.
Citation from "Cash Out", Reaper (TV, 2007), Season 1 Episode 10 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.Last edited on Dec 20 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 20 2010.
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| Definitions include: Milwaukee's Best brand beer. | |
| Definitions include: to use two condoms at one time during sex. | |
| Definitions include: having sex. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring". | |
| Definitions include: quick sex. | |
| Definitions include: when a group of men all have sex with one women at the same time, one right behind another. | |
| Definitions include: vagina. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: to give sex, have sex. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: Possibly from the French word "putain" meaning "whore." | |
| Definitions include: a successful thing, especially a movie. | |
| Definitions include: the act of having sex in all kinds of places, e.g. on the counter, on the stairs, on the washer. | |
| Definitions include: a moron; "goof". | |
Other terms relating to 'to attack, to fight': | |
| Definitions include: to engage in intimate physical contact, usually intercourse. Also jump (one's) bones. | |
| Definitions include: aggravation. | |
| Definitions include: to perpetrate acts of premeditated violence. | |
| Definitions include: to torture terribly, in the medieval style. | |
| Definitions include: a beating. | |
| Definitions include: to beat severely. | |
| Definitions include: to beat someone up, to attack. | |
| Definitions include: a disagreement or fight. | |
| Definitions include: to be victorious; defeat. | |
| Definitions include: to beat someone until they enter the fetal position (their body forming a tight ball.) | |
| Definitions include: to want to fight. | |
| Definitions include: to pretend to be someone else. | |
| Definitions include: to "step up" to a fight. | |
| Definitions include: to beat up. | |
| Definitions include: to beat with physical violence. | |
Other terms relating to 'to break, ruin, destroy': | |
| Definitions include: ruined. | |
| Definitions include: to break or ruin. | |
| Definitions include: to overwhelm a web site with massive amounts of traffic due to Slashdot linking to it. | |
| Definitions include: to kill or destroy. | |
| Definitions include: to be under the influence of drugs. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
| Definitions include: good; excellent; "cool". | |
| Definitions include: high-grade marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: great. | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: in an update or sequel to a video game, to make a weapon weak or weaker, such that it's like a Nerf gun. | |
| Definitions include: a bug that makes hardware or software unusable. | |
| Definitions include: to vomit. | |
| Definitions include: to break, to fail. | |
| Definitions include: to destroy. | |
Other terms relating to 'to kill': | |
| Definitions include: to destroy. | |
| Definitions include: "a target has been injured or killed" or "a terrorist has been injured or killed." | |
| Definitions include: to kill. | |
| Definitions include: leaving. | |
| Definitions include: to murder, kill. | |
| Definitions include: to leave. | |
| Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool". | |
| Definitions include: to kill or destroy. | |
| Definitions include: Food poisoning | |
| Definitions include: to kill. | |
| Definitions include: to execute or murder, usually with a firearm. | |
| Definitions include: to shoot. | |
| Definitions include: diamond-containing jewelry. | |
Other terms relating to 'to lie': | |
| Definitions include: to tell one's story: what they would have other people believe. | |
| Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a playful manner. | |
| Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below. | |
| Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims. | |
| Definitions include: of misdeeds or misfortune, to minimize their severity. | |
| Definitions include: the bending of truth for the sake of art. | |
| Definitions include: any deceptions or tricks designed to confuse or manipulate a person. | |
| Definitions include: to anger. | |
| Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex (with). | |
| Definitions include: to be deliberately obscure or cryptic when telling a person something or answering a question. | |
| Definitions include: to tell a different lie when covering up something. | |
| Definitions include: to lie to; deceive. | |
| Definitions include: to pretend to be someone else. | |
| Definitions include: cocaine. | |
Other terms relating to 'to take advantage of, cheat, trick': | |
| Definitions include: a command (usually given by objects) implying that one is about to be taken advantage of, be in a bad situation, or fail miserably. | |
| Definitions include: to take advantage of. | |
| Definitions include: a dirty or promiscuous female. | |
| Definitions include: to exit a previous arrangement, change one's mind, change one's usual behavior, etc. | |
| Definitions include: to steal. | |
| Definitions include: to take advantage of. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory command that means roughly "Go get fucked!" | |
| Definitions include: A juvenile who goes and does petty pranks and jokes in the neighborhood. | |
| Definitions include: to tease, trick, deceive. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to rely on others for things one wants or needs, especially food, shelter, etc. | |
| Definitions include: to deceive by underhanded methods. | |
| Definitions include: to duplicate. | |
| Definitions include: To mislead or to give (or receive) bad directions. | |
| Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol. | |
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| Definitions include: to repair or fix something that has been hosed. | |
| Definitions include: to become overwhelmed with information. | |
| Definitions include: generally refers to a person of lose morals but it can also imply that the person is not all that intelligent and somewhat of a loser. | |
| Definitions include: an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality. | |
| Definitions include: broken. | |
| Definitions include: To ejaculate profusely onto a sex partner's body. | |
| Definitions include: n. Flattering accolade for male stud who easily conquests women. | |
| Definitions include: the "bypassing" of encryption via beating a person with a rubber hose until they provide their password. | |
| Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult. | |
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