verb

• to make something like ass. For example, making something "smell like ass."

  He assed up the room.

  by Ratmotor, Pomona, CA, USA, Feb 26 1999.

• to mess up.

  I think we assed up the acquisition.

  by Adrienne H., Jun 12 2008.

adjective

• done or performed incorrectly, strangely, opposite from the correct way, or clumsily; BACKWARDS. Also bass ackwards.

  Sorry, I'm back asswards today.

  Why do you have to do everything back asswards?

  He has this put together bass ackwards.

  by Ben, Chicopee, MA, USA, Jun 30 1998.

adjective

• extremely ugly.

  I met your boyfriend in person and he was busted!

  by La M., New York, NY, USA, Dec 02 1998.

• under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

  I got so busted at the party I couldn't stand up.

  by Angelina, Ft Lauderdale, FL, USA, May 06 1999.

• broken.

  Sorry, the television is busted.

  by ALison, Riverside, CA, USA, Jan 06 2002.

• bad, generally displeasing.

  That movie was busted.

  by Mike, PA, USA, Apr 07 2002.

• bedraggled.

  After her long night of partying, she looked busted.

  by Lillian W., New Haven, CT, USA, Jul 27 2004.

notes

• See also bust.

  by WalterGR, Jun 26 2009.

adjective

• out of alignment; CROOKED.

  I need to get my wheels aligned. They're sitting all cattywompus.

  by Truus V., The Netherlands, Jun 25 2002.

• diagonally across from something else.

  Her house was conveniently located cattywompus from the post office.

  The wastebasket into which she attempted to vomit, was only cattywompus from her mouth. Nevertheless, she regretfully painted the walls instead.

  by Melanie Arnold Meri and Angie Knight, IN, USA, Dec 26 2002.

noun

• a computer that malfunctions frequently. See poo.

  Dude, what's up with the compooter? I need to get on the web.

  by Lamar Haslam, Buffalo, NY, USA, Jun 07 2007.

adjective

• all screwed up.

  My computer got a virus and is all confuckulated.

  by Dennis G., Sacramento, CA, USA, Dec 01 2001.

adjective

• extremely tired.

  I am so deaded, I can't go out tonight.

  by Sarah, New York, NY, USA, Nov 23 2002.

• broken.

  We can't watch TV here because it's deaded.

  by Sarah, New York, NY, USA, Nov 23 2002.

adjective

• confused, ruined; MESSED UP. Term is an acronym of "fucked up beyond all recognition." Also fubared.

  That project is totally fubar.

  That project is totally fubared.

  by Wayne C., San Mateo, CA, USA, Feb 23 1998.

notes

• Also described as an acronym for "fucked up beyond all reason."

  by Erik J., Gera, Germany, Mar 25 2006.

adjective

• disturbing.

  That movie was fucked up.

  You're pretty fucked up!

  by Jay Schirmer, Tomahawk, WI, USA, Mar 03 1998.

• extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs.

  He got so fucked up last night that he couldn't see.

  by Jay Schirmer, Tomahawk, WI, USA, Mar 03 1998.

• weird or unusual.

  You're pretty fucked up!

  by Jay Schirmer, Tomahawk, WI, USA, Mar 03 1998.

• damaged, broken, or injured.

  Sorry, the TV is fucked up.

  He got fucked up in the fight.

  by Jay Schirmer, Tomahawk, WI, USA, Mar 03 1998.

• extremely rude or improper.

  Did you hear Ramsey dumped his girlfriend because she was getting too fat? That's pretty fucked up.

  by Anonymous, Dec 13 2002.

noun

• one who messes up; SCREWS UP.

  He got fired because he was a fuck-up.

  by Anonymous, Apr 24 1999.

• a mistake. Hyphenated.

  by WalterGR, Aug 26 2009.

verb

• to severely injure (a person) or damage (a thing.)

  He really fucked that guy up!

  Thanks for fucking up my car.

  by Anonymous, Apr 24 1999.

• to mess up; SCREW UP.

  You really fucked up this job.

  by Anonymous, Apr 24 1999.

transitive verb

• to lie to.

  I wouldn't hose you about a thing like that!

  Don't hose me!

  by John Smith, Phoenix, AZ, USA, Jun 21 1997.

• to take advantage of; SCREW.

  We're getting hosed on this deal.

  by John S., Phoenix, AZ, USA, Jun 21 1997.

• to seriously injure or kill.

  Let's hose these assholes!

  by Carrie S., San Diego, CA, USA, Feb 03 2000.

• to have sexual intercourse, especially in casual circumstances.

  He picked her up off the side of the road, fed her, and hosed her in the bedroom.

  No, my son doesn't have a girlfriend, but he keeps teasing his mom by telling her that he's hosing some girl.

  by J.S. G., Houston, TX, USA, Jan 12 2003.

• to break, ruin, or destroy.

  Thanks for hosing my computer.

  by Anonymous, Jul 05 2007.

adjective

• broken.

  The computer is hosed.

  by Robert K., Newport Beach, CA, USA, Sep 18 1998.

• in trouble; SCREWED.

  We are so hosed.

  The analyzer is not working -- we're hosed.

  by Carrie S., San Diego, CA, USA, Feb 03 2000.

• intoxicated to the point of incapacitation.

  He was so hosed, he couldn't see.

  by Carrie S., San Diego, CA, USA, Feb 03 2000.

• improper.

  by WalterGR, Oct 03 2009.

• as in 'jack up'- to lift someone up, and, sometimes, to press that person against a supporting structure-can occur in altercations. Ex: Rob jacked Frank up against the wall, and told him to shut up.

  by Anonymous, Oct 24 2009.

adjective

• extremely muscular.

  That guy is jacked.

  by Jon Saltzman, Niskayuna, NY, USA, May 10 1998.

• broken or ruined. Also jacked up.

  My car is completely jacked!

  I tried to get online, but my computer was all jacked.

  by dean m., San Francisco, CA, USA, May 08 1999.

• to be high on ecstasy or other stimulant drugs.

  I was so jacked last night

  by Dale M., Toronto, ON, Canada, Mar 31 2002.

• excited.

  I am so jacked we are going to this concert.

  by JOHN A., May 28 2004.

notes

• "Jacked" is also the past tense of jack.

  by WalterGR, Jan 02 2003.

verb

• to break or ruin.

  You really jacked his car up!

  by Karl Bartolome, Oct 27 1997.

• to stab or attack.

  He got into a fight and got all jacked up.

  by Karl Bartolome, Oct 27 1997.

adjective

• broken or functioning poorly or improperly; MESSED UP.

  This old car is janky!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Feb 20 1998.

• improper, rude.

  That's real janky what Marques did to Dana.

  by Caitlin "., Scottsdale, AZ, USA, Dec 01 2004.

adjective

• out of sorts, broken, or functioning poorly or improperly; MESSED UP.

  I tripped and now my ankle is jazzed up.

  I tried to get some money, but the ATM is all jazzed up.

  by Dan DeMichele, Chicago, IL, USA, Oct 15 2002.

• excited or full of energy.

  Why are you so jazzed up?

  by Anonymous, Jul 23 2007.

adjective

• broken or not functioning properly.

  My car is on the fritz again.

  by Jeanine Dickinson, Elmira, NY, USA, Apr 09 1998.

• newspaper or magazine.

  by WalterGR, Sep 14 2009.

intransitive verb

• to menstruate. See also on the rag.

  I've been ragging since Tuesday, and I feel horrible!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

noun

• menstrual period.

  My rag is really heavy this month.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

• someone who complains frequently.

  You are such a rag!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 14 1998.

transitive verb

• to criticize. Also rag on.

  She's been ragging me about getting a job.

  Stop ragging on me!

  by Irram F., Oct 21 1997.

• to stain with menses.

  Oh, man, I ragged my pants.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.