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Definition of a number 2

number 2

noun

  • a session of defecation.
    Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free."
    -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10, (2006)

    Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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Other terms relating to 'number':

Definitions include: to do math.
Definitions include: to do a poor job.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to urinate.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: To be recalcitrant, stubborn, unruly, resistant, not a team player, unsportsmanlike.
Definitions include: a song.
Definitions include: a session of urination.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.)
Definitions include: urination.
Definitions include: defecation.
Definitions include: one is in trouble.

Other terms relating to 'two':

Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
Definitions include: "to".
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
Definitions include: penis and testicles.
Definitions include: to care.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
Definitions include: Very hot outside.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."

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