Definition of a number 3

number 3

noun

• a session of masturbation.

  Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free." -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10 (2006)

  Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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Other terms relating to 'number':
crunch numbers	Definitions include: to do math.
do a number on	Definitions include: to do a poor job.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number one	Definitions include: to urinate.
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
juror number four	Definitions include: To be recalcitrant, stubborn, unruly, resistant, not a team player, unsportsmanlike.
number	Definitions include: a song.
number 1	Definitions include: a session of urination.
number 2	Definitions include: a session of defecation.
number cruncher	Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.)
number one	Definitions include: urination.
number two	Definitions include: defecation.
(one's) number's up	Definitions include: one is in trouble.
Other terms relating to 'three':
3	Definitions include: law-abiding citizens.
3-dimensional thinking	Definitions include: the ability to think outside the box.
3-legged man	Definitions include: a man with an extremely large penis.
3-ring circus	Definitions include: a chaotic event.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
be World War 3	Definitions include: be something really big and bad.
go threesies	Definitions include: to split something (often a purchase) three ways.
sex between three people	Definitions include: Manage sure for manage twa
stick to the 3 B's	Definitions include: to focus on beer, "bud" (marijuana), and "bitches" (women.)
three-finger salute	Definitions include: the pressing of the "Alt" key + the "Ctrl" key + the "Del" key to reboot or unfreeze a PC computer.
three pump chump	Definitions include: a premature ejaculator.
three-ring circus	Definitions include: something chaotic and disorderly.
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