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Definition of a number 3

number 3

noun

  • a session of masturbation.
    Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free." -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10 (2006)

    Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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Other terms relating to 'number':

Definitions include: to do math.
Definitions include: to do a poor job.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to urinate.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
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Definitions include: a song.
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Definitions include: a session of defecation.
Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.)
Definitions include: urination.
Definitions include: defecation.
Definitions include: one is in trouble.

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Definitions include: law-abiding citizens.
Definitions include: the ability to think outside the box.
Definitions include: a man with an extremely large penis.
Definitions include: a chaotic event.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: be something really big and bad.
Definitions include: to split something (often a purchase) three ways.
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Definitions include: to focus on beer, "bud" (marijuana), and "bitches" (women.)
Definitions include: the pressing of the "Alt" key + the "Ctrl" key + the "Del" key to reboot or unfreeze a PC computer.
Definitions include: a premature ejaculator.
Definitions include: something chaotic and disorderly.

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