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Definition of beat (one's) meat
beat (one's) meat 
verb
- to masturbate. Note: applies only to males.
My date sucked. I'm just gonna go home and beat my meat.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Apr 21 2013. Submitted by Brandon Stutes on Jun 04 1997.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate': | |
| Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking"). | |
| Definitions include: "masturbator". | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: To masturbate | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: verb. to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise or disappointment; "damn"; "darn"; "shit". | |
| Definitions include: masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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Other terms relating to 'beat': | |
| Definitions include: a disappointing event. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport. | |
| Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring". | |
| Definitions include: to bring up a subject that was resolved (or should have been resolved) long ago. | |
| Definitions include: to be vastly superior. | |
| Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex. | |
| Definitions include: to leave quickly; "haul ass". | |
| Definitions include: a fight or severe beating. | |
| Definitions include: unattractive or undesirable. | |
| Definitions include: to hurry, hustle, esp. when departing. | |
| Definitions include: to physically beat someone causing extensive injury. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: (masculine) to have sexual intercourse | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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Other terms relating to 'meat': | |
| Definitions include: be in serious trouble. | |
| Definitions include: be in serious trouble. | |
| Definitions include: to be dead. | |
| Definitions include: Dead people or persons. | |
| Definitions include: dead. | |
| Definitions include: freshman girls. | |
| Definitions include: an attractive person. | |
| Definitions include: to destroy. | |
| Definitions include: body mass. | |
| Definitions include: male genitals (i.e. penis and testicles.) | |
| Definitions include: To be dead or about to die. | |
| Definitions include: a human. Origin: Bender said it on the show "Futurama" | |
| Definitions include: large "lips" of the outer labia; "large vaginal lips". | |
| Definitions include: a term for a woman's labia, particularly "loose" ones. | |
| Definitions include: a single labia majora ("vaginal lip"). | |
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