Definition of beat (one's) meat

beat (one's) meat    

verb

• to masturbate. Note: applies only to males.

  My date sucked. I'm just gonna go home and beat my meat.

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  Last edited on Apr 21 2013. Submitted by Brandon Stutes on Jun 04 1997.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
choke (one's) chicken	Definitions include: to masturbate.
shake the creamer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pet (one's) kitty	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank	Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
tosser	Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk", "asshole".
punch the clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
drop the kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
polish (one's) pearl	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flick the bean	Definitions include: to stimulate the clitoris.
toss off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
stranger	Definitions include: when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, and then proceed to masturbate with that hand.
pet the bunny	Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
have sex with (one's self)	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'beat':
bad beat	Definitions include: a disappointing event.
BBE	Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
beat	Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
beat a dead horse	Definitions include: to bring up a subject that was resolved (or should have been resolved) long ago.
beat all to hell	Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
beat around the bush	Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
beat cakes	Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex.
beat cheeks	Definitions include: to leave quickly; "haul ass".
beat down	Definitions include: a fight or severe beating.
beater	Definitions include: unattractive or undesirable.
beat feet	Definitions include: to hurry, hustle, esp. when departing.
beat into a pulp	Definitions include: to physically beat someone causing extensive injury.
beat it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat it up	Definitions include: for a male to have sexual intercourse.
beat off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'meat':
be dead meat	Definitions include: be in serious trouble.
be dog meat	Definitions include: be in serious trouble.
be fender meat	Definitions include: to be dead.
dead meat	Definitions include: dead people or persons.
fender meat	Definitions include: dead.
fresh meat	Definitions include: freshman girls.
f*ckmeat	Definitions include: an attractive person.
make mince meat out of	Definitions include: to destroy.
meat	Definitions include: body mass.
meat and two veg	Definitions include: male genitals (i.e. penis and testicles.)
meat at the dish	Definitions include: to be dead or about to die.
meat bag	Definitions include: a human.
meat curtains	Definitions include: large "lips" of the outer labia; "large vaginal lips".
meat drapes	Definitions include: a term for a woman's labia, particularly "loose" ones.
meat flap	Definitions include: a single labia majora ("vaginal lip").
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