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Definition of meat and two veg

meat and two veg

noun - uncountable

male genitals (i.e. penis and testicles.)

Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: male genitalia.
Last edited on May 24 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 24 2011.

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Other terms relating to 'male genitalia':
cojones	Definitions include: testicles.
junk	Definitions include: male genitalia.
ding dong	Definitions include: a penis.
johnson	Definitions include: a penis.
equipment	Definitions include: male genitals.
yoo-hoo	Definitions include: penis.
purple headed solider man	Definitions include: A penis.
winky	Definitions include: a penis.
dangler	Definitions include: a penis.
meat thermometer	Definitions include: a penis.
cut	Definitions include: annoyed, angry, upset, disappointed.
giggle stick	Definitions include: penis.
ball bag	Definitions include: testicles.
patz	Definitions include: a penis.
plum	Definitions include: testicle.
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Other terms relating to 'and':
AAB	Definitions include: Assault and Battery
Abel and Cain	Definitions include: Rain.
Adam and Eve	Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''.
all bark and no bite	Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
all fingers and thumbs	Definitions include: clumsy.
all that and a bag of chips	Definitions include: better than all that.
all that and a bag of Fritos	Definitions include: the best.
all wind and piss	Definitions include: Without substance, All talk and no action
an arm and a leg	Definitions include: a lot of money.
and 1	Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
and a half	Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
and all that jazz	Definitions include: et cetera.
and a quarter	Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
and change	Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned.
and how	Definitions include: interjection of agreement.
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Other terms relating to 'meat':
beat (one's) meat	Definitions include: to masturbate.
be dead meat	Definitions include: be in serious trouble.
be dog meat	Definitions include: be in serious trouble.
be fender meat	Definitions include: to be dead.
dead meat	Definitions include: Dead people or persons.
fender meat	Definitions include: dead.
fresh meat	Definitions include: freshman girls.
*fckmeat**	Definitions include: an attractive person.
make mince meat out of	Definitions include: to destroy.
meat	Definitions include: body mass.
meat at the dish	Definitions include: To be dead or about to die.
meat bag	Definitions include: a human. Origin: Bender said it on the show "Futurama"
meat curtains	Definitions include: large "lips" of the outer labia; "large vaginal lips".
meat drapes	Definitions include: a term for a woman's labia, particularly "loose" ones.
meat flap	Definitions include: a single labia majora ("vaginal lip").
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Other terms relating to 'two':
2-10, the	Definitions include: Walking, generally as opposed to driving.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
fot (2)	Definitions include: photograph--used as noun or verb, as "to fot a scene" or "isn't this a great fot of her"
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
*give two shts**	Definitions include: to care.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
goody two-shoes	Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
*hotter than two mice fcking in a wool sock**	Definitions include: Very hot outside.
it takes two to tango.	Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
*like a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: happy, as a dog would be if it found it had an extra penis.
make the beast with two backs	Definitions include: to have sex.
Mexican two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
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Other terms relating to 'vegetable':
veg	Definitions include: "vegetable".
vegetable	Definitions include: a person in a vegetative state.
veggie	Definitions include: vegetable.
veg out	Definitions include: to engage in a mindless activity, especially watching television.

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